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banzaitoyota 01-17-2005 08:21 AM

McDonald's Corp said Charlie Bell, who stepped down as the fast-food chain's chief executive in November to focus on his battle with cancer, died on Monday in his hometown of Sydney, Australia.



A charismatic leader who said he ate a McDonald's product most days, Bell was diagnosed with colorectal cancer just weeks after being named to the company's top job in April





Mconalds Food = Cancer

PhoenixDownVII 01-17-2005 09:11 AM


Originally Posted by banzaitoyota' date='Jan 17 2005, 10:20 AM
Mconalds Food = McCancer




Burger King= King of Cancer

Wendy's= Dave's Cancer?

GreyGT-C 01-17-2005 12:48 PM

didn't another CEO from there just McDie a few months ago also?

jackboots 01-17-2005 12:58 PM

They're food is McGross anyways, why anybody still eats there is beyond me.



During my second week in Japan, I decided to eat at McDonald's...just to say I had eaten at Mickey D's in Kyoto. 5 nuggets later and I was on the pot, McCrapping my innards out. It was like system shock after eating fresh Japanese food for 2 weeks. It McKilled me.

Sinful7 01-17-2005 01:01 PM

I gave up all fast food about a month ago. Is there no limit to how much better I can feel?

jackboots 01-17-2005 01:02 PM


Originally Posted by Sinful7' date='Jan 17 2005, 01:00 PM
Is there no limit to how much better I can feel?




That was an awkward sentence.

Sinful7 01-17-2005 01:04 PM


Originally Posted by jackboots' date='Jan 17 2005, 12:02 PM
That was an awkward sentence.


It's a simple rhetorical yes or no question..

jackboots 01-17-2005 01:34 PM

if it's rhetoric, then there is no expected yes or no answer, but I know what you mean.



It just looked funny when I read it, no biggie https://www.nopistons.com/forums/pub...#>/biggrin.png

Sinful7 01-17-2005 01:55 PM


Originally Posted by jackboots' date='Jan 17 2005, 12:34 PM
if it's rhetoric, then there is no expected yes or no answer, but I know what you mean.



It just looked funny when I read it, no biggie https://www.nopistons.com/forums/pub...#>/biggrin.png


I can see that further explaination is required - It is intended as rhetoric in the form of a yes or no question.

banzaitoyota 01-17-2005 02:27 PM

I'll take dead CEO's of McDonalds for $400.00 Alex

Sinful7 01-17-2005 02:32 PM


Originally Posted by banzaitoyota' date='Jan 17 2005, 01:27 PM
I'll take dead CEO's of McDonalds for $400.00 Alex


The title of this movie told us that, indeed, cannonballs can run.

Jims5543 01-17-2005 02:59 PM

Holy Mcshit! No more McDonalds for me.

phinsup 01-17-2005 03:18 PM

What the **** does this have to do with nail guns in your head?

turbovr6 01-17-2005 03:20 PM

maybe the nail killed him?

phinsup 01-17-2005 03:23 PM

**** this topic, ain't got **** to do with nails and guns and xrays.



eat ****.

defprun 01-17-2005 08:11 PM

i wanna go for some fresh sushi right about now https://www.nopistons.com/forums/pub...IR#>/bigok.gif

Dave 88 A.E 01-17-2005 09:00 PM

I'm gonna sue McDonalds if I get cancer.

l8t apex 01-17-2005 09:54 PM

Dont you get Mctesticular cancer from their coffee?





Or just big ass water blisters on your Mcsac cause they cant make it

any cooler than steam. ****** **** can make you figure out why they put yellow poles in their drive through ...though.



I love them fries in lard........damn I wanna McCrap thinking of em.

jackboots 01-18-2005 10:01 AM

They should have a brand new food that is a conglomeration of all their other foods, chopped up, put in a blender, rolled into little balls and deep-fried in the Fry-Basket.



They could call it: "The McMc"



'Now with even more cancer-causing carcinogens!'

Baldy 01-18-2005 10:05 AM


Originally Posted by jackboots' date='Jan 18 2005, 11:01 AM
They should have a brand new food that is a conglomeration of all their other foods, chopped up, put in a blender, rolled into little balls and deep-fried in the Fry-Basket.



They could call it: "The McMc"



'Now with even more cancer-causing carcinogens!'


Ever had a Monte Cristo? Man that **** is delicious.

http://www.bennigans.com/images/micr...ontecristo.jpg



big sandwich deep fried and served with razberry jelly. mmmm, now I want one.

jackboots 01-18-2005 10:31 AM

I used to work for Bennigan's and I wouldn't touch that sandwich with a ten foot pole.

Almost 3000 calories in the sandwich alone.



**** that.

Baldy 01-18-2005 10:38 AM


Originally Posted by jackboots' date='Jan 18 2005, 11:31 AM
Almost 3000 calories in the sandwich alone.


I think that's why I love it.

GreyGT-C 01-18-2005 11:00 AM

**** YEAH!! the monte cristo is awesome. i had sex with one of the them last year when i was lonely.

G2G 01-18-2005 11:04 AM

I'll take **** bum cover for 300.



That's an album cover.



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