I remember the lot lizard rubbing hand glaze on the mismatched rear deck spoiler of the Mazda 6....



it was amusing- I told him he can rub that all he wants it still wont match- he looked so heartbroken, I guess he really thought he was doing good?

lot retards I called em. i abused the **** out of them though. hey, go get me this car and park that one for me.



and I would take my jeep in with mud all over it and get it washed for 5 bucks. haha

ABUSING THE LOT LIZARD is not kewl. Lot Lizards most be carefully cultivated to exploit them to their full potentia;

we will see how amusing it is when they slash his tires, lot of good that $5 wash will do then!

would'nt happen, don't do it anymore. https://www.nopistons.com/forums/pub...IR#>/smile.png





and I don't full exploit them, not to the fullest. alot of bullshit happens that I see, but I don't say anything. they get drunk, high, gamble in the wash bay when I was there, I didnt give a ****.

reminds me of the dice game in the chappelle show

A good lot lizard is worth their weight in gold

Have you seen the price of gold lately? https://www.nopistons.com/forums/pub...R#>/unsure.png

What's the price on a couple of kidneys and a liver though?

So basically what you're saying is that the sum of the parts of a lot lizzard is worth more than the whole? https://www.nopistons.com/forums/pub...1047683785.gif