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Originally Posted by FDRacing' date='Jun 13 2004, 09:32 PM
ya my dads the ****. This girl im seeing now met him for the first time the other day, and he says to her in front of me
"if it dont work out, ill be in the hot tub" LOL hes ******* hilarious |
True BANZAI story:
On a FBM Submarine, all the non-qualified crew members (aka the SEAMAN GANG) are assigned hamocks in the lower level of the missle compartment. The Corpsman (DR) was confronted with an unusually high number of cases of the clap about 2 weeks into our 2 month patrol. After a pretty thourough investigation it was discovered that the SEAMAN gang had brought a blow up doll to sea with them and were passing it (and the clap) amongst themselves. LMAO!!!!! |
We got a blow up sheep for one my close friends as a gag birthday gift LOL. That and a "Swedish made penis enlarger" with all the austin powers stuff (Receipt signed be austin powers, "Swedish made penis enlargers and me" by Austin Powers) LOL that was pretty funny too.
Same friend found a blow up doll at a bar that he worked at ... and one day we were all in his car while he was screwing around in a parking lot (Drifting in the snow and stuff) he found himself heading towards a snow bank ... So he decides to pull the hand brake to at least not go into it head ... Anyways the car wasn't sliding ... HE GRABBED ONTO THE BLOW UP DOLL'S LEG INSTEAD LMAO god that was funny as hell https://www.nopistons.com/forums/pub...1047683785.gif |
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