shes all like "im so wet i wanna ****, i want u to **** me"

driving me nuts... i gatta wait till shes ungrounded... and she dont know how long htat is

Tell her parents that you'll punish her and things will be all set.

horrible lmao

Whoa, I am going back to being sick, you guys are starting to worry me, the panty topic, the thinking with the wrong head, now a "****-span" topic.



I pleed the 5th on this one. I refuse to answer on the grounds that it may incriminate me if read by the wrong person https://www.nopistons.com/forums/pub...#>/biggrin.png

bwahaha.

"come one, the sex wasn't that bad when we were married, was it?"

"no, but you have to remember, you were having sex a lot more often than I was."

-Liar, Liar

Just one question. Why is this "on a lighter note"? LOL.



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105 Days, submerged on a submarine in the North Atlantic

we know u plugged some seaman dont lie

What's long and hard and filled with seamen?

yuck yuck yuck! Bigtime wold last 43 seconds on a sub before he was wrapped in EB TAPE and shoved in a Torpedo tube