What is this couple talking about? Everyone is asked to contribute a witty caption for the attached pic.

she trying to amagine the expansion factor!

he's showing her that he'll easily be able to fill those pants if she continues to bring home mdonalds and call it dinner... now get in the kitchen bitch and make something that doesn't taste like your ***** mother's cooking!

the guy tould the girl to look at the surgry he just got and if she liked it. the girl still thinks it is to small for her and is worried about telling him that.

You want me to fit that into where?!!

girl: what do you mean you lost it?

"Have they dropped yet?"

Girl "what am i looking for again"

"Ohhh it's so cute!"

you put my keys under that squirrel?