Here ya go

"...and that, my friends, is how to thoroughly clean your golf ball!"

Gee Bob, you really got a hold of that one.

I thought the corn was rough~

"Well, I guess I have to play from where it landed. Putting is going to be a bitch..."

I dont remember eating that!!!

I'll get you for this, Tiger!!!!!

rotary is not a bird

holy crap theres a golf ball in my ass!

ARRRRUUNNNNHHGGGGHHHHHHH.. Where's that exlax?

"It was alot easier going down"

four? four my ass

"wait'll I tell my gay turtle lover about this one!"

its like a sausage in a hallway!

hey dude, i told you it would fit.....

I fell on it...., really,... I would never stick something like that uo my ass. --- As hear in emergancy rooms all over america.

and now to see my amazing "shoot the golfball out of my ass trick"

I got a turtlehead poking out of my ass!

"If I eat enough beans, it'll make it all the way down the course!"

"It was a better idea than the frog's potato launcher."

"If you could drive 400 yards like this, you'd do it too."

If women can lay eggs so can I!



kevin.

And if you look over to the right, you can see a tortiose with a golfball protruding from its arse. Interesting.

and so the turtlezilla continued to wreak his havoc on epcot center...



kevin.

LMFAO @ teknics

its only a model

"ok officer, im ready to go now."

"now that i think about it, this really wasnt worth a klondike bar."

look HOLE IN ONE!

"at least it aint a toy car"

*bows*



thank ya.



kevin.

LMFAO2!! Bravo!

LOL Good ****!

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"hey did you see the turtle with the golf ball in its ass?"

"You can pick your nose. You can pick your friends. But you cant pick your friends nose."

"got colen blow?"