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1988RedT2 12-05-2006 09:26 AM

So I hear lots of people are having memorable meals at Taco Bell. Apparently they have added a new menu item. I know it starts with an "E", but I didn't catch the rest of it. It's generating quite a buzz!



And I hear they're modifying their slogan from "Make a run to the border" to "Make a run for the bathroom."



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j9fd3s 12-05-2006 09:34 AM

in college my friend got taco bell gift certificates for x-mas....

1988RedT2 12-05-2006 09:36 AM


Originally Posted by j9fd3s' post='848002' date='Dec 5 2006, 10:34 AM

in college my friend got taco bell gift certificates for x-mas....



That can't be good!

j9fd3s 12-05-2006 09:44 AM

sounds better than racing to the bathroom!

j9fd3s 12-05-2006 09:53 AM

LMAO http://www.tacobell.com/ --> our food --> burning questions

j9fd3s 12-05-2006 09:55 AM

facinating; 62 million pounds of beans

1988RedT2 12-05-2006 11:23 AM


Originally Posted by j9fd3s' post='848008' date='Dec 5 2006, 10:55 AM

facinating; 62 million pounds of beans



I wonder how much of that was converted into gas?

rowtareh 12-05-2006 11:26 AM


Originally Posted by 1988RedT2' post='848023' date='Dec 5 2006, 12:23 PM

I wonder how much of that was converted into gas?



124 million?

1988RedT2 12-05-2006 11:54 AM


Originally Posted by rowtareh' post='848025' date='Dec 5 2006, 12:26 PM

124 million?



I think you may have just solved the energy crisis! https://www.nopistons.com/forums/pub...#>/bowdown.gif

j9fd3s 12-05-2006 02:39 PM

thats a lotta gas norm!

phinsup 12-05-2006 05:05 PM

man i thought you were going to say you ate there, i was going to say hell man I didn't know you were that strapped for cash LOL

jwteknix 12-05-2006 05:10 PM

mad taco bells are closing down in jersey for getting people sick with their meat

phinsup 12-05-2006 05:23 PM

the symptoms of ecoli seam to be exactly the same as the symptoms of having enjoyed a meal at taco bell, how the hell would you know you got it?

jwteknix 12-05-2006 05:52 PM

well if you were shiting blood for two weeks i think that would be a healthy warning sign

phinsup 12-05-2006 05:54 PM


Originally Posted by jwteknix' post='848084' date='Dec 5 2006, 06:52 PM

well if you were shiting blood for two weeks i think that would be a healthy warning sign



So 1 week of shitting your brains out on the crapper = normal taco bell visit



2 week shitting your brains out on the crapper = ecoli visit to taco bell



Good info, pass it along.

jwteknix 12-05-2006 06:03 PM

^^^^ dude you hit the nail on the head its almost the same results as white castle but not as extreme

j9fd3s 12-06-2006 12:25 PM

well, ****

inanimate_object 12-06-2006 01:36 PM

bloody **** squirts?

teknics 12-06-2006 05:25 PM

strawberry hershey squirts!



kevin.

inanimate_object 12-07-2006 04:57 AM

Splattery blood farts?

inanimate_object 12-07-2006 04:57 AM

Scutter!

rfreeman27 12-07-2006 09:24 AM

I had a taco bell feast last night.



Made me wonder about the quality when i can eat myself stupid for 5 bucks...

ExplicitRotary 12-07-2006 09:36 AM


Originally Posted by rfreeman27' post='848288' date='Dec 7 2006, 10:24 AM

I had a taco bell feast last night.



Made me wonder about the quality when i can eat myself stupid for 5 bucks...



I'm not gonna lie Tbell is good, but ya you gotta wonder. Better start checking your stool

j9fd3s 12-07-2006 09:52 AM


Originally Posted by rfreeman27' post='848288' date='Dec 7 2006, 07:24 AM

I had a taco bell feast last night.



Made me wonder about the quality when i can eat myself stupid for 5 bucks...



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Life life like you're gonna die

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But you're gonna die



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"Is this all there was?

What was all the fuss?

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ExplicitRotary 12-07-2006 10:01 AM

I stopped reading half way, cleaver

rfreeman27 12-07-2006 02:40 PM

so i just had the reprocussion of the tacobell night.





not as bad as it could have been. I am greatful for that...


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