The Koala and the Little Lizard



A koala is sitting up a gumtree smoking a joint when a little lizard walks past

and looks up and says "HeyKoala ! what are you doing?"

The koala says: "Smoking a joint, come up and have some."



So the little lizard climbs up and sits next to the koala and they have a few joints.



After a while the little lizard says his mouth is 'dry' and is going to get a drink from the river.



But the little lizard is so stoned that he leans too far over and falls into the river.



A crocodile sees this and swims over to the little lizard and helps him to the side, then asks the little lizard: "What's the matter with you?"



The little lizard explains to the crocodile that he was sitting smoking a joint with the koala in the tree, got too stoned and then fell into the river while taking a drink.



The crocodile says he has to check this out and walks into the rain forest, finds the tree where the koala is sitting finishing a joint, and he looks up and says "Hey you!"



So the koala looks down at him and says:



"Shiiiiiiiiiiit dude.......how much water did you drink?!!"

lol, that's a good one!

haha. thats a lot of water!

I didnt see it coming..

OZZZ