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FDRacing 09-22-2003 09:16 PM

Well, another major relationship hits the wall. To all those with problems of any kind, i raise my glass and declare this drinking night.



Drink on guys.

scre 09-22-2003 09:17 PM

Cuervo nation.

rfreeman27 09-22-2003 09:17 PM

aah good ole' jose.

FikseRxSeven 09-22-2003 09:21 PM

half a glass of redbull, with a shot of jose dropped in...... fikserx7bombs https://www.nopistons.com/forums/pub...IR#>/smile.png

FDRacing 09-22-2003 09:21 PM

Six months down the drain. I wont flood with my sob story, but its time to get wasted. Whos with me!

Apex13B 09-22-2003 09:22 PM

spill your guts if you want to, you might feel better

FikseRxSeven 09-22-2003 09:23 PM

want me to jump her for you? where are you from?

Apex13B 09-22-2003 09:32 PM

smak tha bitch up

Travisty 09-22-2003 09:33 PM

i can go give her "the sock" if you want.

Apex13B 09-22-2003 09:35 PM

latex sock? https://www.nopistons.com/forums/pub...1047683785.gif

Travisty 09-22-2003 09:40 PM

"The Sock" is where you bang a girl in the ass doggystyle of course..... then when she isnt looking you punch her as hard as you can in the back of the head.... knocking her out. After she is passed out you pull your wang out real fast and supposedly her whole anus decides to come out as well. It is supposed to look something like a pink sock.



nasty yes and it should be reserved for those special occasions.



Disclaimer: I have never and would never do this to a person..... unless...... uh no never.

Joe Flo 09-22-2003 09:42 PM

Damn after today I want to get drunk too. Emotional roller coaster....I work on my car to get over my problems though. At least I know she wont leave me. (mostly cause she cant laeve the garage under her own power) https://www.nopistons.com/forums/pub..._DIR#>/sad.png

FDRacing 09-22-2003 09:43 PM

im really easy going, but can we plz avoid the latex and sex with my ex related jokes, at least for tonight...



Basically she has a habit of getting scared of long term and looking for something else. Long story short shes been spending alot of time around a coworker and even though , in her words, "nothing has happend, but i cant say there arent feelings". She also said she didnt think we could work it out without a break.



I left her. Heres a convo between me, and her best friend.




LiquidCyanide17: we broke up

BluAngel523: what?

LiquidCyanide17: me n stef

LiquidCyanide17: i broke up with her : (

BluAngel523: you? what ?on boy what happened

LiquidCyanide17: gimme a sec

BluAngel523: k

LiquidCyanide17: when i got to dover sat nite this guy was sitting with stef and this guy from her work and the guy that she didnt work with pointed at stef and said "she needs to decide if she wants to be with you (the guy from work) or that guy over there (being me)". So i asked her bout it and it became this big why dont u trust me thing. Turns out, in her own words "nothing happened but i wont lie and say there arent feelings there". she also wanted a "break to figure it out" because its "not what it used to be" and "im scared of this long term thing" and "i dont know what my problem is".....so basically she said we couldnt work it out without a break, and i ended it

LiquidCyanide17: its not what i want, but....shes into another guy...again

BluAngel523: wow

LiquidCyanide17: yea.....she sounded so cool with it, she jus said "ok" and went to work

BluAngel523: wow

LiquidCyanide17: she was crying on the way home from dover for like 10 minutes and jus went to sleep. when i asked if she'd call me today she "didnt know"....so today...i..i ended it.

BluAngel523: oh

LiquidCyanide17: i dont wanna move on...but she changes on me so much, whats yer opinion

BluAngel523: yea she definately has issues she needs to work out

LiquidCyanide17: we agreed in the beginning we wanted a long term relationship...apparently she doesnt

LiquidCyanide17: i need to get really really drunk......shes so ok, i hate this love thing

BluAngel523: awl

LiquidCyanide17: the worst part is shes not going to come around this time. and even if she did, it wont last. Rather than work us out she wants to break it off for some guy at work.....i kno this will sound rlly bad but did i fall for the wrong girl?

BluAngel523: honestly....shes done this to many guys...once she finds someone she likes alot she goes for him and then another guy comes along who she think she likes and then breaks it off and goes wit him...

BluAngel523: shes always been like that i mean thats my bff but i know how she works

LiquidCyanide17: yea, im $$$$ed

BluAngel523: sorry babe

LiquidCyanide17: yea..me 2

LiquidCyanide17: time to move on i guess

LiquidCyanide17: never rlly had my heart broke, ive done it, but.....a first

BluAngel523: awl...im sorry sweetie

LiquidCyanide17: not your fault

LiquidCyanide17: i jus cant drag myself thru it knowing shes just going to do it again. i was about to get her this ring i had tricked her into picking out, 6month promise ring. glad i didnt

BluAngel523: wow...

LiquidCyanide17: yea

BluAngel523: but hay listen i gtg ill ttyl ly byes

LiquidCyanide17: bye gurl

FrestyleFC3S 09-22-2003 09:55 PM

bro.....long term relationships coming to an end suck....but u gotta do wat u gotta do and get past it./....always if you can, stay friends, it helps our consciences

FDRacing 09-22-2003 09:57 PM

i dont know that i could handle that, to be totally honest she was my first in a few ways, one of which being a long serious relationship.



God i cant get drunk fast enough, damn alcohol tolerance.

FrestyleFC3S 09-22-2003 10:01 PM

**** alcohol tolerance....pound down shots of jungle juice

rfreeman27 09-22-2003 10:01 PM

if i had any alcohol i would def. be drinking it right now.

FikseRxSeven 09-22-2003 10:01 PM

listen..... you just have to realize that she is not the person that you thought you knew, and she will not be the person that you would have wanted to spend the rest of your life with. more fishies in the sea

Apex13B 09-22-2003 10:02 PM

i had heart broken in the same exact way...so you arent alone. it wasnt a co-worker.....it was a now ex-best friend

rotarychainsaw 09-22-2003 10:04 PM

Yeah dude I recently broke up with my first GF evar. Well she broke up with me, but anyway we were going out for a long ass time too. The moral of the story is: Dont worry. Maybe there was a misunderstanding or something. Even if there wasn't theres always more fish in the sea. It sucks now, but Its not the end of the world.

FiKsE l2X SeVeN Jr 09-22-2003 10:04 PM

Bro, i'm with you. I just ended a serious a 8 month relationship with a girl named steph too. But the reason she broke up was stupid as hell........ so I'll take half a handle of jose and you take the other half

FDRacing 09-22-2003 10:12 PM

Its gotta be the stephs.....



O and blonde cheerleaders.....



I'll be drinking that next shot now, bro. It feels like the end of the world, i know it isnt, i dunno. The hardest part will be getting all the stuff back to her and visa versa, or seeing her with this other guy, etc.



God i swear i just want to ******* kill something.

rotarychainsaw 09-22-2003 10:13 PM

If your gonna kill anything, make it that bottle of cuervo.

FDRacing 09-22-2003 10:18 PM

I am, believe me. This lil hottie i kno is coming over to make me feel better......wonder where THIS is going.



Anyway, listening to the appropriately titled Tracy Byrd song, any guess as to which one....



"I went...TWO ROUND with...."

Apex13B 09-22-2003 10:20 PM

step on a slug or something if your gonna kill something

FikseRxSeven 09-22-2003 10:26 PM

better take pics of the hottie that is coming over.... so we all can enjoy her company

FDRacing 09-22-2003 10:28 PM

wish i had a digital camera. I can get a pic of her soon, and will do.

FikseRxSeven 09-22-2003 10:35 PM


Originally Posted by FDRacing' date='Sep 22 2003, 07:28 PM
wish i had a digital camera. I can get a pic of her soon, and will do.

dont forget to leave her some jose...... if you do, it should be a fun night

FDRacing 09-22-2003 10:39 PM

heh, dunno if im rdy for all of that....we'll see.

FiKsE l2X SeVeN Jr 09-22-2003 10:42 PM

Ur lucky you got a little hottie to comfort you, i get a "friend" trying to kick it to "my" steph. Happy though you got your hottie, i had my brother's FD to keep me happy https://www.nopistons.com/forums/pub...#>/biggrin.png https://www.nopistons.com/forums/pub...O_DIR#>/v2.gif

FikseRxSeven 09-22-2003 10:44 PM


Originally Posted by FDRacing' date='Sep 22 2003, 07:39 PM
heh, dunno if im rdy for all of that....we'll see.

as long as you can get it up..... that means you're ready


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