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phinsup 08-08-2003 03:35 PM

Looks like it might be worth checking out, E Hollywood True story. Sunday at 10PM

9BASE3 08-08-2003 03:39 PM

It was on before... She's a basket case.



I seriously think she should have been a model.. But when you hear the stories of her brother entering her in wet t-shirt contests at 15 you'll understand why she turned to porn...



For the record... I'd STILL eat her ass.

phinsup 08-08-2003 03:48 PM

At 15? That is fucked up yo, of course she prolly looked 20 when she was 15, so I can't fault the onlookers LOL

75 Repu 08-08-2003 03:49 PM

Yup..

Joe Flo 08-08-2003 04:05 PM

I personally dont think she is that hot. Too Whorish if you ask me. I like

Alexandra Silk. She has that cute innocent look that I would fock the hell out of!

phinsup 08-08-2003 04:07 PM

HA HA, he said too Whorish.



What the ****, we aren't talking about taking her home to meet the parents, we're talking about giving the trouser snake a bit wet.



And if yer telling me you wouldn't hit yer full of ****. Any guy would hit it just so he could say... I did a porn star once.



That's some kick ass poker story to tell LOL

WishIhadaRX7 08-08-2003 04:08 PM


Originally Posted by Joe Flo' date='Aug 8 2003, 05:05 PM
I personally dont think she is that hot. Too Whorish if you ask me.

https://www.nopistons.com/forums/pub...IR#>/blink.png You gay? What the **** is wrong with *****s? They **** and suck WAY better than the innocent types....usually, unless they are really *****s too.

phinsup 08-08-2003 04:11 PM

HA HA "Too Whorish" and "Porn Star" in the same topic. Why I ougtta.



Who'd of ever geussed a whorish porn star, next thing you know we'll be posting undground photos that she supposedly posed naked in https://www.nopistons.com/forums/pub...#>/biggrin.png

Joe Flo 08-08-2003 04:16 PM

Haha....my boss told me the same thing. For some reason I think she is gross. I'm not much into blondes and she just doesnt do it for me. The tattoo on her ass is a turn off. I dont think I would screw her. Their are so many prettier ones out their.





And scott lets be real. Even if I had a shot at boning her. And I did bang her for bragging rights. Who would I brag to? I am sure half the world has already had sex with her https://www.nopistons.com/forums/pub...IR#>/bigok.gif

WishIhadaRX7 08-08-2003 04:17 PM

Your right, I'd do her again https://www.nopistons.com/forums/pub...DIR#>/wink.png

Joe Flo 08-08-2003 04:17 PM


Originally Posted by WishIhadaRX7' date='Aug 8 2003, 01:08 PM
https://www.nopistons.com/forums/pub...IR#>/blink.png You gay? What the **** is wrong with *****s? They **** and suck WAY better than the innocent types....usually, unless they are really *****s too.

Yeah...Im sure they do. But then you start getting these nasty little bumps on your dick. Puss starts coming out of them pimples and it burns when you pee. I stay away from the *****s.



Don't be a fool, Wrap your tool! https://www.nopistons.com/forums/pub...DIR#>/wink.png

WishIhadaRX7 08-08-2003 04:18 PM


Originally Posted by Joe Flo' date='Aug 8 2003, 05:17 PM
Yeah...Im sure they do. But then you start getting these nasty little bumps on your dick. Puss starts coming out of them pimples and it burns when you pee. I stay away from the *****s.



Don't be a fool, Wrap your tool! https://www.nopistons.com/forums/pub...DIR#>/wink.png

Sounds like you've had some bad personal experiences, LOL

Turbo II 08-08-2003 04:20 PM

anyone see jenna jamison "my plaything"

phinsup 08-08-2003 04:20 PM


Originally Posted by Joe Flo' date='Aug 8 2003, 02:16 PM
Haha....my boss told me the same thing. For some reason I think she is gross. I'm not much into blondes and she just doesnt do it for me. The tattoo on her ass is a turn off. I dont think I would screw her. Their are so many prettier ones out their.





And scott lets be real. Even if I had a shot at boning her. And I did bang her for bragging rights. Who would I brag to? I am sure half the world has already had sex with her https://www.nopistons.com/forums/pub...IR#>/bigok.gif

All of your friends at poker night, or us. I doubt anyone here has had sex with Jenna Jameson, I don't think yer looking at this right.



Yer sitting around on poker night laughing and telling stories, drunk of course and yer buddy is saying, "Hey you remember that bitch in highschool with the huge tits?, well i banged her on prom night after I banged your sister".



Now that's pretty hard to come back on, but you say "Hey you know Jenna Jameson in the porn movies? well I banged her and she let me tape it"



I think you see the winner here.

Joe Flo 08-08-2003 04:23 PM


Originally Posted by phinsup' date='Aug 8 2003, 01:20 PM
[quote name='Joe Flo' date='Aug 8 2003, 02:16 PM'] Haha....my boss told me the same thing. For some reason I think she is gross. I'm not much into blondes and she just doesnt do it for me. The tattoo on her ass is a turn off. I dont think I would screw her. Their are so many prettier ones out their.





And scott lets be real. Even if I had a shot at boning her. And I did bang her for bragging rights. Who would I brag to? I am sure half the world has already had sex with her https://www.nopistons.com/forums/pub...IR#>/bigok.gif

All of your friends at poker night, or us. I doubt anyone here has had sex with Jenna Jameson, I don't think yer looking at this right.



Yer sitting around on poker night laughing and telling stories, drunk of course and yer buddy is saying, "Hey you remember that bitch in highschool with the huge tits?, well i banged her on prom night after I banged your sister".



Now that's pretty hard to come back on, but you say "Hey you know Jenna Jameson in the porn movies? well I banged her and she let me tape it"



I think you see the winner here. [/quote]

You being serious? Cause I was leaning towards the first one. I have banged my best friends sister and I got some mad props for that on poker night https://www.nopistons.com/forums/pub...IR#>/bigok.gif



Plus Jenna aint worth two girls in one night. https://www.nopistons.com/forums/pub...IR#>/bigok.gif

TII777 08-08-2003 04:28 PM

hahaha this is a funny ass thread, oh and tis true that *****s can be dirty and give you some shiz you really dont want, but keep in mind all pornstars are squeaky clean https://www.nopistons.com/forums/pub...#>/biggrin.png they are required to, otherwise jenna wouldnt still be around. And, if you were really worried you could "Not be a fool, and wrap your tool." If she was in my prescense I would do everything in my power to

F*** the livin shiz out of her https://www.nopistons.com/forums/pub...IR#>/boink.gif then when you tell your buddies you poked jenna jameson all you get is https://www.nopistons.com/forums/pub...1047683894.gif https://www.nopistons.com/forums/pub...1047683894.gif https://www.nopistons.com/forums/pub...1047683894.gif https://www.nopistons.com/forums/pub...1047683894.gif

phinsup 08-08-2003 04:29 PM

Hands down, porn star would beat it out anytime, 2 on 1 night is bragging rights, but not uncommon, I think you would a good percentage of this board has done that but NONE have gone the porn star route.. that's the facts, that's what bragging rights are all about.

TII777 08-08-2003 04:32 PM

college gives every man a 2 on 1 oportunity more than once

WishIhadaRX7 08-08-2003 04:33 PM

I haven't gotten two at once yet, but my current girlfriend is pretty cool, and definetly bi-curious. I know that she talked to her last boyfriend (her fiancee at the time) about a 3 way but he told her, "I don't want to share you with anyone." She is seriously gonna cave any week now. Hardest part is gonna be finding someone we both like, we are both pretty picky.

phinsup 08-08-2003 04:33 PM


Originally Posted by TII777' date='Aug 8 2003, 02:32 PM
college gives every man a 2 on 1 oportunity more than once

Yea exactly, it isn't a huge bragging thing unless you to church poker night or something. LOL

phinsup 08-08-2003 04:34 PM

Yea but I didn't even say 2 on 1 I said 2 in the same night/on the same day. that's even more likely.

WishIhadaRX7 08-08-2003 04:35 PM


Originally Posted by phinsup' date='Aug 8 2003, 05:34 PM
Yea but I didn't even say 2 on 1 I said 2 in the same night/on the same day. that's even more likely.

****, I've done that. Christ, all you have to do is hit the bars early, go home, come back, repeat.

Joe Flo 08-08-2003 04:36 PM


Originally Posted by TII777' date='Aug 8 2003, 01:28 PM
hahaha this is a funny ass thread, oh and tis true that *****s can be dirty and give you some shiz you really dont want, but keep in mind all pornstars are squeaky clean https://www.nopistons.com/forums/pub...#>/biggrin.png they are required to, otherwise jenna wouldnt still be around. And, if you were really worried you could "Not be a fool, and wrap your tool." If she was in my prescense I would do everything in my power to

F*** the livin shiz out of her https://www.nopistons.com/forums/pub...IR#>/boink.gif then when you tell your buddies you poked jenna jameson all you get is https://www.nopistons.com/forums/pub...1047683894.gif https://www.nopistons.com/forums/pub...1047683894.gif https://www.nopistons.com/forums/pub...1047683894.gif https://www.nopistons.com/forums/pub...1047683894.gif

True True....BUT!! What are the odds of her actually getting of to it. It would be like screwing a pillow. She is only going to be moaning just to make you feel better. She prolly has sex 5 times a day and has a twat the size of a ricers muffler. You arent gonna enjoy it. She aint gonna enjoy it. You may have bragging right with her but deep inside you are gonna know it wasnt good.





You have to keep in mind she screw other porn stars that have more experiance then all of us combined. They cant even please her. So if you please.....Ill still take option #1!

phinsup 08-08-2003 04:38 PM


Originally Posted by Joe Flo' date='Aug 8 2003, 02:36 PM
[quote name='TII777' date='Aug 8 2003, 01:28 PM'] hahaha this is a funny ass thread, oh and tis true that *****s can be dirty and give you some shiz you really dont want, but keep in mind all pornstars are squeaky clean https://www.nopistons.com/forums/pub...#>/biggrin.png they are required to, otherwise jenna wouldnt still be around. And, if you were really worried you could "Not be a fool, and wrap your tool." If she was in my prescense I would do everything in my power to

F*** the livin shiz out of her https://www.nopistons.com/forums/pub...IR#>/boink.gif then when you tell your buddies you poked jenna jameson all you get is https://www.nopistons.com/forums/pub...1047683894.gif https://www.nopistons.com/forums/pub...1047683894.gif https://www.nopistons.com/forums/pub...1047683894.gif https://www.nopistons.com/forums/pub...1047683894.gif

True True....BUT!! What are the odds of her actually getting of to it. It would be like screwing a pillow. She is only going to be moaning just to make you feel better. She prolly has sex 5 times a day and has a twat the size of a ricers muffler. You arent gonna enjoy it. She aint gonna enjoy it. You may have bragging right with her but deep inside you are gonna know it wasnt good.





You have to keep in mind she screw other porn stars that have more experiance then all of us combined. They cant even please her. So if you please.....Ill still take option #1! [/quote]

OK so what you are saying is you gots a small **** and you are afraid to use it on anything but an unexperienced woman who don't know no better?

WishIhadaRX7 08-08-2003 04:38 PM

https://www.nopistons.com/forums/pub...1047683785.gif

phinsup 08-08-2003 04:40 PM

Isn't that what you gathered from that statement.

WishIhadaRX7 08-08-2003 04:41 PM

Pretty much, I mean how does he plan to get a chick off if he doesn't have confidence?

Joe Flo 08-08-2003 04:43 PM


Originally Posted by phinsup' date='Aug 8 2003, 01:38 PM
[quote name='Joe Flo' date='Aug 8 2003, 02:36 PM'] [quote name='TII777' date='Aug 8 2003, 01:28 PM'] hahaha this is a funny ass thread, oh and tis true that *****s can be dirty and give you some shiz you really dont want, but keep in mind all pornstars are squeaky clean https://www.nopistons.com/forums/pub...#>/biggrin.png they are required to, otherwise jenna wouldnt still be around. And, if you were really worried you could "Not be a fool, and wrap your tool." If she was in my prescense I would do everything in my power to

F*** the livin shiz out of her https://www.nopistons.com/forums/pub...IR#>/boink.gif then when you tell your buddies you poked jenna jameson all you get is https://www.nopistons.com/forums/pub...1047683894.gif https://www.nopistons.com/forums/pub...1047683894.gif https://www.nopistons.com/forums/pub...1047683894.gif https://www.nopistons.com/forums/pub...1047683894.gif

True True....BUT!! What are the odds of her actually getting of to it. It would be like screwing a pillow. She is only going to be moaning just to make you feel better. She prolly has sex 5 times a day and has a twat the size of a ricers muffler. You arent gonna enjoy it. She aint gonna enjoy it. You may have bragging right with her but deep inside you are gonna know it wasnt good.





You have to keep in mind she screw other porn stars that have more experiance then all of us combined. They cant even please her. So if you please.....Ill still take option #1! [/quote]

OK so what you are saying is you gots a small **** and you are afraid to use it on anything but an unexperienced woman who don't know no better? [/quote]

Okay now you are getting off topic. Shes prolly been rammed by a black guy with a 12inch ****. Im not small but I dont have 12 inches. I'm just saying I am picky and have standards when it comes to the girls I have sex with. If she has already been screwed by so many guys then to me her experation date has expired and not worth hitting. It is alot harder to get a virgin for the first time then it is to get a girl who would sleep with anyone. So now where are the bragging rights?

WishIhadaRX7 08-08-2003 04:44 PM

Ummm, I don't see her sleeping with you.....

Turbo II 08-08-2003 06:34 PM

damn it no queer smilie

9BASE3 08-08-2003 06:36 PM

I bet Jenna would do me. And if not I'd ask to whack off while she fingers herself... I'd even throw in a cold beer or 2

phinsup 08-08-2003 06:39 PM

I don't know if I'd give her the beer for that, but maybe.

Sinful7 08-08-2003 06:41 PM

a rolling rock.. they're cheap. the guiness is MINE!!!!



Edit: I'd give her the beer if the shoved it in her *****.. all the way in. Then I don't think I'd want it.

Apex13B 08-08-2003 07:07 PM

I'd drink it....i'll PM you my address

Vick 08-08-2003 08:20 PM

Not a fan, but I'd still hit it as hard as I could.



I'm more of a Jeanna Fine man myself.

Cheers! 08-08-2003 11:46 PM


Originally Posted by WishIhadaRX7' date='Aug 8 2003, 01:08 PM
https://www.nopistons.com/forums/pub...IR#>/blink.png You gay? What the **** is wrong with *****s? They **** and suck WAY better than the innocent types....usually, unless they are really *****s too.

agreed.



I don' tknwo why people are so hung up on judging girls to be dirty or slut, or been around the block.



These girls give the best head. Not some ameature bitch who think giving head is nasty.

mazdaspeed7 08-09-2003 12:00 AM

"experienced" girls are WAY more fun. And they dont complain nearly as much...

9BASE3 08-09-2003 10:57 AM


Originally Posted by mazdaspeed7' date='Aug 8 2003, 11:00 PM
"experienced" girls are WAY more fun. And they dont complain nearly as much...

Very true. Every once in a while a total slut is fun.. https://www.nopistons.com/forums/pub...IR#>/bigok.gif

WishIhadaRX7 08-09-2003 12:52 PM


Originally Posted by Cheers!' date='Aug 9 2003, 12:46 AM
These girls give the best head. Not some ameature bitch who think giving head is nasty.

No kidding. My current girlfriend is like the perfect combination. Everybody thinks she is this tight ass or something, but they have no idea that once the door is closed and it's just me and her, damn she is like a super freak. My Dad always told me to find a girl like that, he called them "bedroom sluts" because no one expects it, but once you get em in the bedroom......https://www.nopistons.com/forums/pub...#>/biggrin.png


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