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phinsup 03-27-2010 05:39 PM

Good Times

Baldy 03-27-2010 06:12 PM

It's shiny now!

1988RedT2 03-27-2010 08:50 PM

Wow. A topless pole polisher!



That's quite a pole too.

phinsup 03-27-2010 08:52 PM

He was surprisingly qualified at polishing such a large pole. I don't know where he got the practice, but he appears to have some previous experience.

1988RedT2 03-28-2010 06:35 AM

Phins, you really need to do something about all that unsightly spaghetti under your flatscreen.

phinsup 03-28-2010 09:23 AM

Yea it actually used to be all wrapped, but when the xbox died i haven't rewrapped it. I don't exactly have walls to hide it in LOL

TYSON 03-28-2010 10:16 AM

The girls must complain it's too big when they spin on it, mine's 2" diameter and they used to complain about that even https://www.nopistons.com/forums/pub...1047683561.gif

Baldy 03-29-2010 08:55 AM


Originally Posted by TYSON (Post 839486)
The girls must complain it's too big when they spin on it, mine's 2" diameter and they used to complain about that even https://www.nopistons.com/forums/pub...1047683561.gif

The ovoid nature of the pole, more than the size, makes it difficult.

1988RedT2 03-29-2010 09:35 AM


Originally Posted by Baldy (Post 839501)
The ovoid nature of the pole, more than the size, makes it difficult.



So you tried it, then?

phinsup 03-29-2010 10:17 AM

He partook in some shimmying

TYSON 03-29-2010 01:12 PM

yah it looks like a 2 hander alright

j9fd3s 03-30-2010 01:04 PM


Originally Posted by Baldy (Post 839476)
It's shiny now!



good job!

89 Rag 03-30-2010 09:26 PM

I like that the youngster is totally oblivious to the pole polishing and is entranced with what's on the tube.

Baldy 03-31-2010 07:38 AM


Originally Posted by 89 Rag (Post 839528)
I like that the youngster is totally oblivious to the pole polishing and is entranced with what's on the tube.

Yo Gabba Gabba is hypnotic.

1988RedT2 03-31-2010 02:01 PM


Originally Posted by Baldy (Post 839531)
Yo Gabba Gabba is hypnotic.



More like moronic. Backyardigans kicks ass.

Baldy 03-31-2010 02:28 PM

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Yo Backyardigans is a great show, and I'ma let you finish, but DJ Lance Rock hosts one of the best shows of all time.

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Plus you can't beat their guest star list:



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1988RedT2 03-31-2010 04:47 PM


Originally Posted by Baldy (Post 839539)
Yo Backyardigans is a great show, and I'ma let you finish, but DJ Lance Rock hosts one of the best shows of all time.



While I am somewhat reluctant to take the word of a card-carrying pole polisher, I will admit that I have only rarely watched more than a minute of Yo Gabba Gabba. I will make a point of taking in the whole program one day soon, so that I may see each shining moment and subtle nuance.

89 Rag 03-31-2010 06:04 PM

When did Gumby lose one eye, turn red and get herpes?

phinsup 03-31-2010 08:34 PM

i guess if you have kids you can convince yourself yo gabba gabba is the bomb, but for the rest of us folks it's like a stabbing pain in your penis when you piss.

phinsup 03-31-2010 08:37 PM

I should add that the crap that I have the same basic opinion of the crap that amy watches on lifetime. actually I pretty much don't like tv at this point, i prefer to read my kindle and listen to tunes.

thatpoorguy 03-31-2010 09:00 PM

do you also drink your mocha latte wearing a cardigan at borders?

89 Rag 03-31-2010 09:38 PM

I eat mexican food for three days, then walk through book stores and fart at the coffee swilling store dwellers as I walk by. Never. Gets. Old.

phinsup 03-31-2010 09:43 PM

i don't go to bookstores, I have a kindle!

1988RedT2 04-01-2010 07:07 AM


Originally Posted by phinsup (Post 839566)
i don't go to bookstores, I have a kindle!



You're missing out! Going to the bookstore while wearing nerdy glasses and reading "The Sensitive Man's Guide to Making Women Scream with Orgasmic Pleasure" is a great way to meet women!

Baldy 04-01-2010 07:27 AM


Originally Posted by phinsup (Post 839552)
i guess if you have kids you can convince yourself yo gabba gabba is the bomb

After watching Dora the Explorer, it's like a ******* masterpiece.

1988RedT2 04-01-2010 07:53 AM


Originally Posted by Baldy (Post 839572)
After watching Dora the Explorer, it's like a ******* masterpiece.



On this point, we are in perfect agreement!

phinsup 04-01-2010 09:29 AM

Yea but see I don't have to watch either.......



Root canals aren't that bad if you absolutely need one, beats having your mouth feel like ****...

phinsup 04-01-2010 09:31 AM


Originally Posted by 1988RedT2 (Post 839571)
You're missing out! Going to the bookstore while wearing nerdy glasses and reading "The Sensitive Man's Guide to Making Women Scream with Orgasmic Pleasure" is a great way to meet women!



I haven't been to a book store in years, even before the Kindles I just ordered from amazon. The book store never has anything I want anyhow. Their non-fiction sections are horrible these days. unless you want something on the best sellers list forget it.

Baldy 04-01-2010 10:14 AM

I just don't read books. Saves me a lot of money and time.



I don't have good enough memory retention when it comes to books with more than 3 repeating characters. I literally have to mark each page where a character is introduced, and when they're mentioned again I have to reference that page so I know who they're talking about. If there are flashbacks or multiple story lines, I'm fucked.

thatpoorguy 04-01-2010 10:32 PM

anything beats teletubbies

75 Repu 04-04-2010 12:19 AM

the theme song is ******* annoying.. !! But the kids seem to love it..

RX7 13B 4 UR AZZ 04-11-2010 04:35 PM

when you going to let me go to stuart and polish your pole phins


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