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fritzfry 08-05-2003 10:37 AM

okay, you're suggestions, serious or humorous, as to how to improve upon the design of the human being.



some of my thoughts while on break at work:

1) make tastebuds turn off or make the taste signal to brain weaker as you get full when you're eating. maybe this would deter overstuffing ourselves just 'cause something tastes so good.

2) fix the cancer thing

3) longer life or durability to all parts (duh!)

4) less allergies to things

5) some agent that will clear up any gunk that forms in our veins blocking blood flow

6) as with computers, more memory (especially for me)

7) make us naturally repellant to mosquitoes, flies, fleas, ticks, etc.

8) hair greying, ok. but geez, no hair loss!

9) improved teeth self-cleaning agent

10) no pimples



https://www.nopistons.com/forums/pub...#>/biggrin.png

wraith 08-05-2003 10:42 AM

regeneration.........and gravity manipulation

FikseRxSeven 08-05-2003 10:53 AM

everyone with universal blood type incase of trauma

or self healing would be better

UniqueTII 08-05-2003 11:00 AM

More gravy! Oh, don't tell me I'm the only cannibal on here!



I would like to not be bothered my mosquitoes.

kkw4p 08-05-2003 11:07 AM

How about less ego centrism, so that we can stop focusing on ourselves for a change? https://www.nopistons.com/forums/pub...IR#>/angry.png





















That might take awhile to fully sink in.

Baldy 08-05-2003 11:55 AM

How about a limitation on reproduction? I mean, if we have longer durability, and now cancer, and no heart attacks due to blockage, we're going to have more overcrowding. Overpopulation=bad.



and that HIV/AIDS thing

wraith 08-05-2003 01:46 PM


Originally Posted by kkw4p' date='Aug 5 2003, 08:07 AM
How about less ego centrism, so that we can stop focusing on ourselves for a change? https://www.nopistons.com/forums/pub...IR#>/angry.png





















That might take awhile to fully sink in.

tree-hugger https://www.nopistons.com/forums/pub...#>/biggrin.png

Baldy 08-05-2003 01:49 PM

make sleeping and eating optional. Sometimes it really get in my way!





fritz is actually building a super-human in his garage, but doesn't want anyone to know

WishIhadaRX7 08-05-2003 02:12 PM

I always thought that if everybody had telepathy their would be no wars and misunderstandings, because you would for the first time ever be able to actually see what is going on in the other persons head. I think it would make us all closer, the human race, as well as friends and family. Just think how much more you could share with each other!

Srce 08-05-2003 02:13 PM

You guys are playing with fire here, LOL!!!

Baldy 08-05-2003 02:26 PM


Originally Posted by WishIhadaRX7' date='Aug 5 2003, 03:12 PM
I always thought that if everybody had telepathy their would be no wars and misunderstandings, because you would for the first time ever be able to actually see what is going on in the other persons head. I think it would make us all closer, the human race, as well as friends and family. Just think how much more you could share with each other!

if I could read everyone else's minds, I'd probably cause fights...comon, think about what someone's thinking the first time they're meeting you, or passing you on the street. Everyone judges.

WishIhadaRX7 08-05-2003 02:29 PM

It would have to be controlled, like you can't read everyones thoughts, but if I wanted to I could sorta "broadcast" my thought and if you were "responsive" you could see my thought. See what I'm trying to say?

wraith 08-05-2003 02:32 PM

no it wouldn't make the world a happier place. imagine if hitler, stalin, osama, clinton, or bush could read everyones minds. or even scarier if we could read theirs. and what if you were walking with your girl and an incredibly gorgeous girl walks by and you think "i would love tap that ass till she shows me what she's workin with" INSTANT DEATH!!! telepathy would actually make war worse...the battles would be bloodier, but the strategy that would go into the battles themselves is actaully and intruiging thought all by itself. how do you fight someone that can predict your moves and when you theirs? the battles would have to me head to head clashes with one side completely destroying the other. also imagine the pain that would be telepathically sent out during a war, it would drive the world mad. also imagine mentaly feeling the pain of a family members death, or a friends? the thought is incomprehendable.

DJ Rotor 08-05-2003 02:32 PM

The mind is defective. It needs rewiring so that the human will always treat other humans only as it would want to be treated itself.



J

WishIhadaRX7 08-05-2003 02:35 PM


Originally Posted by wraith' date='Aug 5 2003, 03:32 PM
no it wouldn't make the world a happier place. imagine if hitler, stalin, osama, clinton, or bush could read everyones minds. or even scarier if we could read theirs. and what if you were walking with your girl and an incredibly gorgeous girl walks by and you think "i would love tap that ass till she shows me what she's workin with" INSTANT DEATH!!! telepathy would actually make war worse...the battles would be bloodier, but the strategy that would go into the battles themselves is actaully and intruiging thought all by itself. how do you fight someone that can predict your moves and when you theirs? the battles would have to me head to head clashes with one side completely destroying the other. also imagine the pain that would be telepathically sent out during a war, it would drive the world mad. also imagine mentaly feeling the pain of a family members death, or a friends? the thought is incomprehendable.

The point about how horrible the pain would be, would be one reason why we would endeavor to avoid wars. Obviously we would all go insane if you could read everyones thoughts, I am thinking specifically of using your mind to communicate instead of your vocal chords. You don't have to announce your thoughts just like you don't have to speak, however when you chose to communicate, the message you are trying to get across would be soooo much more clear than any language ever could.

j9fd3s 08-05-2003 02:57 PM

i want to be able to eat nothing but bacon, and smoke non filter camels, health food if you will

wraith 08-05-2003 02:59 PM

true, but that doesn't change the fact that some people are just plain sick. do you honestly thing that telepathy would make the palestinians and jews patch things up, or that someone trying to tell hitler what he is doing was wrong would have fixed things....if anything the information gained from the connection would be used against you. now as far as other things go i'm right there with you. like sex...that would own all with a mental link to your woman. sports, imagine 2 teams in perfect mental meld working against each other. like all things though the power would be abused, and there will still be idiots, and the idiots that follow them.

Baldy 08-05-2003 02:59 PM


Originally Posted by j9fd3s' date='Aug 5 2003, 03:57 PM
i want to be able to eat nothing but bacon

dipped in mayo?

UniqueTII 08-05-2003 03:00 PM


Originally Posted by Baldy' date='Aug 5 2003, 02:59 PM
dipped in mayo?

You'd lose weight fast as hell if you ate nothing but that. You'd have to take some vitamins or something, though...lol.

WishIhadaRX7 08-05-2003 03:05 PM

I was just trying to throw something out there, and I don't know man, I don't think it would magically solve all our problems. However, much has been accomplished in the past through verbal negotiations, Iand think that telepathy would aid substantialy in this process as you can literally "show" someone what you mean instead of trying to explain it to them.

wraith 08-05-2003 03:08 PM

i know i was just playing devils advocate........ https://www.nopistons.com/forums/pub...#>/biggrin.png

Dragon 08-05-2003 03:12 PM


Originally Posted by WishIhadaRX7' date='Aug 5 2003, 11:29 AM
It would have to be controlled, like you can't read everyones thoughts, but if I wanted to I could sorta "broadcast" my thought and if you were "responsive" you could see my thought. See what I'm trying to say?

I think Speaking and Listening kida cover that one already... LOL https://www.nopistons.com/forums/pub...IR#>/bigok.gif

WishIhadaRX7 08-05-2003 03:15 PM


Originally Posted by Dragon' date='Aug 5 2003, 04:12 PM
I think Speaking and Listening kida cover that one already... LOL https://www.nopistons.com/forums/pub...IR#>/bigok.gif

Smart ass, but you can't talk someone a picture and allow them to see whats in your head.

Dragon 08-05-2003 03:21 PM


Originally Posted by WishIhadaRX7' date='Aug 5 2003, 12:15 PM
Smart ass, but you can't talk someone a picture and allow them to see whats in your head.

OK, so you saying the chick I'm hitting on would see me visually undressing and nailing her in my mind... lol.. that might work with some chicks, but I'm betting that would make for some really interesting first impressions..

Baldy 08-05-2003 03:22 PM


Originally Posted by WishIhadaRX7' date='Aug 5 2003, 04:15 PM
Smart ass, but you can't talk someone a picture and allow them to see whats in your head.

break language barriers, deaf, and blind too

WishIhadaRX7 08-05-2003 03:23 PM


Originally Posted by Dragon' date='Aug 5 2003, 04:21 PM
OK, so you saying the chick I'm hitting on would see me visually undressing and nailing her in my mind... lol.. that might work with some chicks, but I'm betting that would make for some really interesting first impressions..

I'm saying the only way it would work is if you were sending that image to her on purpose, there is no way for her to "read your mind" she only gets to see what you send her way, much like we don't know what you are thinking unless you speak, type, etc.

Joe Flo 08-05-2003 03:23 PM

X-ray vision w/ karate chop action!!! https://www.nopistons.com/forums/pub...IR#>/bigok.gif

wraith 08-05-2003 03:26 PM


Originally Posted by Joe Flo' date='Aug 5 2003, 12:23 PM
X-ray vision w/ karate chop action!!! https://www.nopistons.com/forums/pub...IR#>/bigok.gif

https://www.nopistons.com/forums/pub...1047683785.gif https://www.nopistons.com/forums/pub...IR#>/bigok.gif

Dragon 08-05-2003 03:32 PM


Originally Posted by WishIhadaRX7' date='Aug 5 2003, 12:23 PM
I'm saying the only way it would work is if you were sending that image to her on purpose, there is no way for her to "read your mind" she only gets to see what you send her way, much like we don't know what you are thinking unless you speak, type, etc.

LOL.. I know what your saying, I'm just trying to be difficult.. I'm in one of those moods.. https://www.nopistons.com/forums/pub...IR#>/bigok.gif

WishIhadaRX7 08-05-2003 03:33 PM

Buncha punks tonight. Well I gotta leave work and go home, enjoy whatever it is that you guys do!



Laterz

Dragon 08-05-2003 03:36 PM

X-ray vision and the ability to reshape matter... especially for guys that like rotorys



I'd be like Dammit broke a apex seal.. (looks inside the engine) O' it's that one... Hummmina hummina humina... vroom.. back to the racing.. https://www.nopistons.com/forums/pub...#>/biggrin.png

attomica 08-05-2003 03:43 PM


Originally Posted by Joe Flo' date='Aug 5 2003, 12:23 PM
X-ray vision w/ karate chop action!!! https://www.nopistons.com/forums/pub...IR#>/bigok.gif

X-ray vision, yes, but Kung-Fu grip is far superior to Karate Chop action!

mazdaspeed101 08-05-2003 07:43 PM

i wanna be naturally repellent to mosquitos im getting bite right now! damn mosquitos https://www.nopistons.com/forums/pub...IR#>/angry.png

rotarychainsaw 08-05-2003 07:52 PM

I say super fast reflexes, and the ability to regenerate body parts and stuff.

Dramon_Killer 08-05-2003 11:42 PM

If you want happyness make everyone completely stupid.

DJ Rotor 08-06-2003 09:03 AM


Originally Posted by Dramon_Killer' date='Aug 5 2003, 08:42 PM
If you want happyness make everyone completely stupid.

That project is almost complete and hasn't helped any yet. https://www.nopistons.com/forums/pub...R#>/tongue.png



J

Baldy 08-06-2003 09:20 AM


Originally Posted by mazdaspeed101' date='Aug 5 2003, 08:43 PM
i wanna be naturally repellent to mosquitos im getting bite right now! damn mosquitos https://www.nopistons.com/forums/pub...IR#>/angry.png

I started working outside in long-sleeved-shirts. That's right, during the hottest part of summer in Florida. Just to keep from being bitten by mosquitos.


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