I better start ridin' them rails! Trains that is.

Ha ha ha....I almost said gay too. Only problem is I have vagina on my mind 24/7. And yes, I'm 28. Time to make cranberry turkey sandwhiches on homemade bread. Bitches.

I had hotdogs boiled in pure lard on bread made of iron.

Now you need to find one that will have your babies and stay at home. You'll know it's her, when she says "I want to have your babies".

I like it when they say "I want to practice making your babies".

or "this could be yours"

or "loved it!! i will also cook again https://www.nopistons.com/forums/pub...IR#>/smile.gif"

It doesn't matter if she wants to if shes tied to the dishwasher.

haha, yeah node said and i quote "newkirks on a leash"

I'd get her a t-shirt that says that











Just to remind her