i'm not making these up either....







http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=gay+dan



1. gay dan

1) a dan that is gay

2) a dan that is not neccesarly gay but is still sexually aroused by Keanu Reeves

3)Dan Williams



see also: Dan Ortiz

Look who is here...it's gaaaaaaay dannn!!!!!!!!!!

whoops wrong section, i'm such an *******

. Scottish

the standard by which all else is judged.

If it's not Scottish it's CRAP!

Source: GothiousRex, Dec 17, 2004

1. emu

a leet ass bird renowned for stalking japanese tourists in the australian highlands.

Also well known for bitch smacking those emu-wannabe ostriches and amercan tourists that think all australians wrestle crocodiles and have a pet kangaroo.

american tourist1:'hahaha, lok at these primitive australian folk with their pet kangaroos and boomerangs. hahaha.'

emu:'****** bigidy bam!'

at1:' holy **** that damn walking bird just bitch smacked my ass!'

I saw an Emu at the zoo

It was planning it's attack on humanity

It was planning it's attack on humanity