*yaaawwnns* I'm tired. I was surfing, I ran into a bunch of really lousy sites. New sig for lousy site guest books:



We're sorry to inform you that you must shut down your site immediately!



The reason for this is that the nations Suck supply is running low and this site sucks SO bad that it's depleting the nations Suck supply at an astonishing rate.



The nations Suck supply is needed for other more valuable purposes such as: Monica Lewinski, Bill Clinton, The Chicago Cubs, The Browns, All Goths, All Boy Bands, my old car and your hair style.



Thank you for your cooperation.



The Suck Board

I thought Bill Gates was gay ,lonley and had nothing else better to do.But he is a rich ****,who can wipe his ass with a 10,000$ check,but also can be so ****** money tight also.The badd ass house he lives in,i would make it into another Playboy mansion *But free acces to Microsoft supporters like me *Sorry You Linux guyz