who would play you?



i bear a striking resemblance to clay akien, or vice versa, i think i'm older....

What do you mean? A celebrity that most resembles you or who would you WANT to play yourself?



I'd like to play myself, but I'm fat and ugly.

i get played by no one , bitch.

Ted Lange, who played Isaac on Love Boat would be best suited to play me.

as long as we can call him captain....

I'm BANZAI Dammit

"I do say, 007 , that your...er...former...cars didn't make it back in *pristine* condition. I trust your new Mazda RX-8 will *not* suffer the same fate?"





Mmm, mm, goooood.

you ever seen Van Helsing, Mike? the guy that is the friar should play you.. him or the guy from spaceballs.. Lord Helmet..



As far as me..? well maybe Cheech?

I really can't think of a single actor that could combine the muscular good looks, smooth sophistication, Nobel Prize Laureate intelligence, and down-to-Earth humility and modesty that playing the part of me would require.