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94touring 06-15-2005 01:10 AM

Is it me or is the dentist the most painful place to go on the planet? Two people standing around you while your on the table, sticking things in your mouth, sucking the water out, gagging you, the sound of the drill, the pain caused by the drill and other various pointy picks and tools they stab you with, and the continual scraping of sensitive spots to make sure it hurts like a **********er while you lay there in agony getting blinded by the light on the ceiling. I get to go back next month, round two.

nismo convert 06-15-2005 01:31 AM

the more painful part is paying the bastard.

Rx7Widow 06-15-2005 02:37 AM

Try root planing. It's the most fun next to wisdom teeth extraction.

Rob x-7 06-15-2005 06:07 AM

Just ask for the NAWSSSSSS next time



makes the dentist fun again

banzaitoyota 06-15-2005 06:14 AM

you could go to the dentist that WAS practicing in the Charlotte area: He like to squirt his cum (from a syringe) into the mouths of sedated female patients

Il RX8 lI 06-15-2005 08:14 AM

I hate the taste of the toothpaste they use...bleh!

Sinful7 06-15-2005 09:21 AM

[quote name='Rx7Widow' date='Jun 15 2005, 12:37 AM']Try root planing. It's the most fun next to wisdom teeth extraction.

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done that.. didn't hurt at all.

TYSON 06-15-2005 09:25 AM

I broke a tooth when I was a kid, and had to have a root canal on it a few years later. I don't like having people poking around in there. When I'm in the dentist chair sometimes it's only my heels and the back of my head touching the chair. https://www.nopistons.com/forums/pub...R#>/unsure.png

Sinful7 06-15-2005 09:52 AM

[quote name='94touring' date='Jun 14 2005, 11:10 PM'] the pain caused by the drill and other various pointy picks and tools they stab you with, and the continual scraping of sensitive spots to make sure it hurts like a **********er while you lay there in agony getting blinded by the light on the ceiling. I
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I think you need to floss more.

ApneaBlue 06-15-2005 03:36 PM

[quote name='Sinful7' date='Jun 15 2005, 06:52 AM']I think you need to floss more.

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One word...Dentotape...It's this thick ass floss that pretty much cleans everything out when you floss...Combined with regular brushing and one or two visits a year to the dentist and you are good to go.



I have had one cavity in my life..it was when I was 9 and that baby tooth fell out. I am a big believer in floss. Just for shits and giggles...floss a couple teeth and take a smell at the floss...sounds ******* gross, but not as gross as that smell coming from the floss...It will make you want to floss on a regular basis https://www.nopistons.com/forums/pub...IR#>/smile.png

94touring 06-15-2005 03:45 PM

My bad spots were caused by the orthodontist that etched my enamal to get my braces to stay on. It ruined the enamal on a few teeth.

ApneaBlue 06-15-2005 03:53 PM

[quote name='94touring' date='Jun 15 2005, 12:45 PM']My bad spots were caused by the orthodontist that etched my enamal to get my braces to stay on. It ruined the enamal on a few teeth.

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You would look cute with braces https://www.nopistons.com/forums/pub...R#>/tongue.png

94touring 06-15-2005 04:00 PM

No I looked pathetic like any other acne faced teenager with a mullet and braces. Those pictures still haunt me to this day....thanks mom and dad.

ApneaBlue 06-15-2005 04:01 PM

[quote name='94touring' date='Jun 15 2005, 01:00 PM']No I looked pathetic like any other acne faced teenager with a mullet and braces. Those pictures still haunt me to this day....thanks mom and dad.

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I was being drkilljoy....I mean sarcastic.

94touring 06-15-2005 04:04 PM

If you were being Killjoy you were suppose to say....dentist are highly skilled professionals that don't deserve to be stereotyped by someone in your position who doens't take care of your teeth. mod edit- 7 day ban

ApneaBlue 06-15-2005 04:06 PM

[quote name='94touring' date='Jun 15 2005, 01:04 PM']If you were being Killjoy you were suppose to say....dentist are highly skilled professionals that don't deserve to be stereotyped by someone in your position who doens't take care of your teeth. mod edit- 7 day ban

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Dude...that's ******* great!!!!!!!! that's exactly what he would say...Wait...you ARE 94t right?

TYSON 06-15-2005 04:09 PM

[quote name='ApneaBlue' date='Jun 15 2005, 05:06 PM']Dude...that's ******* great!!!!!!!! that's exactly what he would say...Wait...you ARE 94t right?

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He's been hacked! https://www.nopistons.com/forums/pub...DIR#>/ohmy.png

94touring 06-15-2005 04:13 PM

[quote name='ApneaBlue' date='Jun 15 2005, 01:06 PM']Dude...that's ******* great!!!!!!!! that's exactly what he would say...Wait...you ARE 94t right?

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I'm an agitated 94T that hasn't eaten yet today.

ApneaBlue 06-15-2005 04:17 PM

[quote name='94touring' date='Jun 15 2005, 01:13 PM']I'm an agitated 94T that hasn't eaten yet today.

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Speaking of not eating...Is your wife still alive after that 5 day fast?

94touring 06-15-2005 04:20 PM

She's lost around 6lbs so far I think. Most of it off her ass the best I can tell. She gets to eat an apple today and a salad tonight. I was nice and took her out for a glass of water last night while I ate a killer sandwhich from panera bread, along with onion soup.

ApneaBlue 06-15-2005 04:23 PM

[quote name='94touring' date='Jun 15 2005, 01:20 PM']She's lost around 6lbs so far I think. Most of it off her ass the best I can tell. She gets to eat an apple today and a salad tonight. I was nice and took her out for a glass of water last night while I ate a killer sandwhich from panera bread, along with onion soup.

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You see, those are the kind of acts that SOLID relationships are built on. You know how to treat a woman https://www.nopistons.com/forums/pub...IR#>/bigok.gif

94touring 06-15-2005 06:39 PM

[quote name='ApneaBlue' date='Jun 15 2005, 01:23 PM']You see, those are the kind of acts that SOLID relationships are built on. You know how to treat a woman https://www.nopistons.com/forums/pub...IR#>/bigok.gif

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It was the least I could do to get her back for setting up the dentist appointment. https://www.nopistons.com/forums/pub...1047683785.gif

ALWAZL8 06-15-2005 09:51 PM

https://www.nopistons.com/forums/pub...1047683785.gif ROTFLMFAO........ https://www.nopistons.com/forums/pub...1047683785.gif https://www.nopistons.com/forums/pub...1047683785.gif https://www.nopistons.com/forums/pub...1047683785.gif

defprun 06-15-2005 09:56 PM

i brush my ******* teeth dickface! its from all those untouched pubic hairs stuck in your molars.



awww **** im gonna get a cavity now https://www.nopistons.com/forums/pub...O_DIR#>/11.gif

Leetheslacker 06-16-2005 05:38 AM

ive never had a cavity

and i dont really floss

i probably just jinxed myself

****.


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