this guy was funny as ****

any porn stars (female)

naw... sadly... but he's a funny ass guy some girl asked him how big his dick really was and he said "well it's two inches.... FROM THE FLOOR!!!"

i honestly don't wanna see pictures of that worthless ****

Ok, one question. Why?

why not?

Ron Jeremy is a kang. Not king, but kang.

Ron Jeremy "Hey man I am really fat and really hairy and I want to screw hot girls but none will do me"



Rons Friend, "dude, become a porn star then they have to have sex with you"





The rest my friends is history.