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Baldy 10-13-2006 07:41 AM

cnn


OTTAWA, Canada (Reuters) -- Canadian troops fighting Taliban militants in Afghanistan have stumbled across an unexpected and potent enemy -- almost impenetrable forests of marijuana plants 10 feet tall.



General Rick Hillier, chief of the Canadian defense staff, said Thursday that Taliban fighters were using the forests as cover. In response, the crew of at least one armored car had camouflaged their vehicle with marijuana.



"The challenge is that marijuana plants absorb energy, heat very readily. It's very difficult to penetrate with thermal devices. ... And as a result you really have to be careful that the Taliban don't dodge in and out of those marijuana forests," he said in a speech in Ottawa, Canada.



"We tried burning them with white phosphorous -- it didn't work. We tried burning them with diesel -- it didn't work. The plants are so full of water right now ... that we simply couldn't burn them," he said.



Even successful incineration had its drawbacks.



"A couple of brown plants on the edges of some of those [forests] did catch on fire. But a section of soldiers that was downwind from that had some ill effects and decided that was probably not the right course of action," Hiller said dryly.



One soldier told him later: "Sir, three years ago before I joined the army, I never thought I'd say 'That damn marijuana'."



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1988RedT2 10-13-2006 07:44 AM

Funny, that is!

j9fd3s 10-13-2006 10:02 AM

ok i was gonna make a joke about the canadians smoking forests of pot...



sir we cant airlift enough donuts to do it!



sir, we dont have the wrapping papres!

jwteknix 10-13-2006 02:26 PM

well theres one reason to go to afganistan for vacation

j9fd3s 10-13-2006 05:33 PM

t-shirt; i smoked the whole forest and all i got was this lousy t shirt?

cymfc3s 10-13-2006 09:09 PM

if only we had some funions!!!!!

rotaryturtle 10-14-2006 04:09 AM

mmmmm, funyuns. and brownies....lots and lots of funyuns and brownies. https://www.nopistons.com/forums/pub...1047683651.gif


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