i need a beer

your old, go to bed.

tequila is the answer

no dont listen.

if i hug my yuengling rug will beer come out







nope



damn

its worth a try

if i really wanted beer that much the bar a block away is open till 2am but i am lazy

ill pick you up and drive you to the bar if you wnat, but you gotta walk back to your house

i could walk both ways again if i felt like it or just goto the bar and buy a pitcher of beer for five bucks

Mmmmmmmm Beer

MMmmmmmmm water.

Me too, too many beers and way too many stogies tonight.

That rug really tied the room together, did it not?

You need to plan ahead, Vosko! If you pour lots of beer in the rug today, you'll be able to wring out several glasses tonight! https://www.nopistons.com/forums/pub...#>/biggrin.png

That rug really tied the room together, did it not? [/quote]

yup it makes the room a room errrr drunken room https://www.nopistons.com/forums/pub...#>/biggrin.png

You need to plan ahead, Vosko! If you pour lots of beer in the rug today, you'll be able to wring out several glasses tonight! https://www.nopistons.com/forums/pub...#>/biggrin.png [/quote]

i gotta pickup the minifridge in my parents garage. having to walk all the way upstairs sucks https://www.nopistons.com/forums/pub...1047683785.gif

I've seen houses with built-in vacuum cleaners. Why not a built-in keg? Just locate a keg fridge in the basement and run pipe to a tap in every room! https://www.nopistons.com/forums/pub...#>/biggrin.png

now thats an idea!

I would certainly raise the resale value of the house, and its something you could use every day! https://www.nopistons.com/forums/pub...>/beerchug.gif

it's already there, it's just filled with that "water" stuff. just hook up a compressor to your hot water heater, and you're good to go!

yes yes, i like it, screw the vacuum

our house has one of those, we don't use it.

BWAAAHAHAHAHAHA!

Problem:



20 feet of warm flat beer in the pipe before you get to the good stuff!

I AM GOD!



kevin.

a golden god? or just the regular kind?

What are you, an engineer??? There might be one or two times in a week when the rate of consumption would diminish to the point of allowing an increase in the mean temperature of the piping contents to the point where a sober user would be able to detect a degree of unpalatability, but c'mon, let's be real. We're talking about Vosko's house!

Let's face it, just because you have to wait for the water to get hot doesn't mean we don't take a hot shower, now does it?

a golden god? or just the regular kind? [/quote]

i am the supreme being.



kevin.

What are you, an engineer??? [/quote]

yes





https://www.nopistons.com/forums/pub...1047683785.gif

Yet water is remarkably cheaper than beer, and nobody cries when they have to waste water. https://www.nopistons.com/forums/pub...IR#>/bigok.gif

hmm wel what if we have a thing that shoots the cans pnumatically?

You mean a pneumatic beer can distribution system? Intriguing!

holy crap....new idea



reverse the in-house vacuum cleaner...I have a fridge right next to the collector unit....expand the tube diameter...hhmmmmmmm



it's scary how seriously I"m thinking about this, considering I hate beer

Actually you biggest issue with having that much warm beer in the lines would be bacteria, beer lines grow **** in them within a day or two at the most when they aren't refrigerated and let me tell you it stinks and will make ya sick. I have a beerline cleaning kit for my kegerators I clean it after every keg swap or in the case of my mobile system, after every use.



You'd have to refrigerate the line to some degree.

bah those vacuums suck....



terrible joke *hides head in shame*



kevin.

Hmm, https://www.nopistons.com/forums/pub..._DIR#>/dry.png like the message tube thingie. Then all you need is a beer loading monkey to send cans on their way! https://www.nopistons.com/forums/pub...IR#>/bigok.gif

eaxctly!

vosko is old.



kevin.