im trying to fall asleep and i cant because a skunk has obviously skunified my house and i see the little bitch out the window...staring at me...i think hes laughing at me.....it smells soooo bad and the windows are closed



ugh





no dont buy it

that fruckin sucks........ spray cologne all over your room

send out pepe le pu to chase her ass

didnt the girl skunk always spray pepe?. ... she didnt but that would have been a good move right?....unless skunks are immnune to skunk smell....which they should be i think....its like a fart, theyre sleeping and "WOAH WHAT THE **** WAS THAT????? was that me?....damn....oh well"

Skunks certainly do suck.

Uh, the girl that Pepe Le Pew would chase was actually a cat. That's wy she would have nothing to do with him, Remember?

bath your house in tomato juice

shoot it

Shoot it. But do it right. My grandfather had many run-ins with skunks trying to kill his chickens. He usually won in the end, but paid the price many times. If it's out in the yard, you at least have some room to maneuver. Indoors, you're screwed.



Grandpa's pick: 12-gauge, no choke, short barrel, #4 shot. I think you should use bigger shot though. #00 gives you 15 pellets, if I recall, #000 only 9. https://www.nopistons.com/forums/pub...O_DIR#>/ar.gif

paintball guns are good for nuisance animals too

If you go after a skunk, you better make it count. He'll "paint" you right back, and you don't want that. https://www.nopistons.com/forums/pub...#>/biggrin.png

Say hello to my little friend https://www.nopistons.com/forums/pub...O_DIR#>/ar.gif

yeah the dog wouldn't eat penut butter twice, but the skunk twice? sure no problem



mike

Just twice? Wait till he discovers the pleasures of the porcupine. That gets expensive by the 10th time.

haha, the dog moved out



mike