[rant]I do I really do. I went to lunch today in my 7 and it almost got wrecked 3 times in 5 miles of driving. The last one was classic this teenage girl decided to do a 3 lane change because my lane "looked" faster. I swear to god she never looked when she did this. She almost took off my front clip.

I was in the slow lane chilling and it came to a stop right after she got into it. LOL!!!! Mazdadrifter was with me, I started yelling all kinds of stuff at her while we wiated for one of your grandparents to turn off of the 45MPH road into a shopping center, coming to a complete stop on the highway, then turning in at 5 MPH. Classic!!



That was #3 of 3 cutoffs in 5 minuts of driving. My horn is broke and I am seriously considering getting one of those air horns that blast a kazillion decibel blast. That ought to shake the morons up.





I am in the grocery store w/ my wife. We were walking up to the cash register with about 12 items. This lady saw us walking towards the cashier and ran past us w/ her cart so she could be first. I laughed in her face. Then turned to this girl that walked up behind us w/ 3 items and told her to cut us as we were not in any hurry and she had 3 things. Loud enough for the stupid bitch that ran to the cashier to hear me. Of course. Then I gave the stupid bitch an Austin Powers look. Quick snap of the head stared straight into her eyes.[/rant]

and i eat people...lemme read the story









ok after reading ... i concur doctor

Not as much as I hate MINI-VAN designers!!!





Rant-ON:



WHY IN THE HELL IS A VEHICLE DESIGNED THAT YOU HAVE TO REMOVE THE WIPSHIELD WIPER ASSEMBLY IN ORDER TO REPLACE THE ALTERNATOR?

what? you dont get it?

I feel ya Jim...I drive that way twice everyday(22 miles eaxh way).



Im just wondering how long it gonna be before my car is wrecked because some stupid kid or some old **** doesnt think before they do ****. Quite sad I must say; I just hope they dont learn how to drive on my part.

I agree Jim...your first paragraph sums up my commute...every day, haha.

i decided im gonna carry a bull horn and a glock in my glove box, cause if you can hear my car coming, you deserve to be shot.

LMFAO

old people=bad drivers. florida is full of them we cant do anything about it.

but you have to think of the positives, no emissions!!!

I often wonder if you need to pass a driver's test to actually get your license because I don't know how 99% of the driving population passed theirs!

Thats funny you say that, cause my ex used to do that home healthcare ****, and here in FL, belive it or not, if you cant drive to get your license, they ******' mail it to you! She helped some old guy out, and FL would mail his license to him cause he couldnt drive to get it!!!

I don't know why the hell I moved to Florida, I thought people drove bad in GA, ****, every day I see atleast 4 accidents, and its usually either young people (16-21) or old people (65+) that run into the car infront of them, or try to "make the redlight" and get Smaked by the million + Expeditions and Excursions down here.



I agree. Too easy to get your lisence.



I took my driving test in Reidsville, GA (small ass town about an hour away from Savannah, GA) ..the only thing I had to do to pass it was drive around one block and pull back into the state patrol parking lot, no parallel parking or anything, as long as I parked in between the lines (which were wide enough for 2 cars in each spot).





****, I thought these people just get lucky and find them in their cereal and cracker Jack boxes.

I ordered my new horn https://www.nopistons.com/forums/pub...#>/biggrin.png



No Joke I am installing this sucker where you cannot see it but can hear it.

Yeah right, are you really gonna install that ****? LOL

Umm...Im buying on this week...no ****...you need it here

Yes I am installing that. I am going to make these teenagers and old farts jump out of their skin when they decide to come within 10 feet of me in my FC.

Jims, You still carry a digital cam? I want to see those faces. lmaoo

I normally like to Open the wastegate up next to their windows....that's normally enough for me https://www.nopistons.com/forums/pub...#>/biggrin.png

I am cool w/ that - Just explain how to open my wastegate up next to them when I am standing on my brakes trying to miss them as they are weaving around on the road like no one is there?? I need a loud ass horn and that sucker is supposed to sound like a 18 wheeler.

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Trust me Jim....I'm buying one of those horns too!

Simply amazing.

That was a sweet story. I hate people too . . everyone equally. I actually feel the most compassion for the stupidest people. I sometimes want to step out of my car if they are making me mad, go up to them and tell them that they are a moron so they can pull their head out of their ass and have a better life.