I gave a nopistons business card to a RX-8 Owner

i gave one to an fd owner and he slapped it out of my hands and peed on my face.



damn elitist pricks.

Banzai, its cause your an FC elitist prick. When was the last time that FC actually saw the road anyways?

hmmm, when I towed it from one shop to the other.



But I am experienceing rotary ownership like most other FD owners: I look at my car in the shop and the ever growing EXPENSIVE pile of parts.

You take your car to a shop? Pathetic.

No it went from my shop (next door at the neighbors place) over the road to my shop (On my land)





Pathetic is living in SUBURBIA, having to worry about waking the neighbors when you start your car

When was the last time that FC actually saw the road anyways?

Sept 2003 :(



Gawd, has it been that long? I am such a non motivated slack ass

Damn, you should really get to work on that thing.

comeon banz get on it



jump on it!

Quick-o Timeline



Install Pineapple Engine: May 2003

Dyno Engine in ATL: June 2003 112 HP

Dyno Engine in Charlotte: July 2003 119 HP

Aug/Sept 2003, Car starts spitting coolant. See Vid on Voskos site

Oct 2003: Disgusted, unable to reach ob at Pineapple, Shop Goon tells me to add stop leak. Finally get ahold of Rob, agrees to warrenty

Mar 2004: During all the past periods. My elbow/shoulder/neck are killing me. Heavy painkillers dont help. Pull engine and ship to Pineapple Racing. Have C5/C6 Vertabrae Fused. Mucho long recovery

Late June 2004: Pineapple Racing P-Port arrive, however I am not in any shape to install.

Dec 2004: Planning for NP Winter Retreat, start install

Feb 2005, Install not complete, still not comfortable with Pineapple's work (Based on several engine meltdown reports)

April 2005: Pull P-Port: find several instances of sloppy/lazy workmanship. Main none is NO Oil Jets in E-Shaft.

May 2005: Rotating Assembly Balanced

Sept 2005: Engine still disassembled on bench



BANZAI needs motivation

banzai needs a stiff penis in his butt.



wait



huh?

We were blessed with neighbors who're more prone to "coming over and seeing what's up" than ones who would complain. The ones across the street have a vert and have come over once or twice when we've fired the FD up.

Motivation....just think about cruising around in your FC.

the more you think about crusing around in a FC the less you want to finish the project ...













































https://www.nopistons.com/forums/pub...#>/biggrin.png

seriously thinking about cruising in a skyline

C'mon, Banzai. Swallow some painkillers and get out there in that garage! The redneck hotties will be all over you once you get that sexy FC on the road.

https://www.nopistons.com/forums/pub...1047683561.gif

Redneck hotties......ya know like his sister and ****.

so banzai needs to grow a mullet, get a v8 swap, and pick up some mountain goats.

.

My niece is a stripper, does that count?

Of course. I have some 2nd cousins that I'd probaby shack up with.

Yeah, you can get up on your "sophisticated" high horse all you want, but you can't tell me the sight of a hot chick in daisy dukes and a tube top wouldn't get you standing at attention.



And BTW, ah ain't gots no sister. Leastways, not that I know of. https://www.nopistons.com/forums/pub...1047683785.gif

The sight of Banzai in daisy dukes and a tube top maybe.

Wait a week or two more bud. Once I get few hundred more in the bank to cover rent and ****, I'll make a trip up there and we can hash some **** out. Or at least finish the fing TII and get it out the door.



- Hand

the 8 owner will be like, "no pistons, WTF?"

The BFH has to get out on the road! flintsone the fucker, if you have to, until the engine is finished.



I heard something about a fire too, was it the BFH? or am I delusional?