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:wiggle: The War Against Terrorism



TWAT

Almost 150 years. ago, President Lincoln found it necessary to hire a

private investigator - Alan Pinkerton - for protection. That was the

beginning of the Secret Service.



Since that time federal police authority has grown to a large number of

multi-letter agencies - FBI, CIA, INS, IRS, DEA, BATF, etc. Now comes

the"Federal Air Transportation Airport Security Service."



Can't you see them now, these highly trained men and women in their

black outfits with their initials in large white letters across their

backs:



"FATASS."



I feel safer already.

thats funny

:mullet:

they like to x ray my shoes....



mike

the initials are to let you know whos on the plane...