i'm at a customer's house!
03-11-2003, 09:33 PM
#511
Senior Member
Join Date: Dec 2002
Location: Ft Myers
Posts: 353
put hot sauce in the ketchup, put mayo in the milk. put olive oil on the seal inside the back of the toilet so it keeps running. dump a big thing of cool aid in the pool (pref RED) tear up the funiture and blame it on the dog. take the mose expensive painting in the house and finger paint over it. open the windows to the house and turn on the sprinklers. take all the light bulbs out of the house and replace them with colored lights. or dont replace them at all. pour oil on the ground walk around in it then walk through his living room. groom the dog and put all the hair you got off the dog and put it down all the sink drains. take the dog out for a **** then take his underware and rub it in the dog **** so there is skidmarks so when he gets up his wife see it. place fake womans phone #'s in mis places around the house so his wife will find them. put lipstick on the collar of one of his dirty shirts. spray another one with your gf's perfume so his wife dose not rec the kind. and thats about all i can think of for now
