If a drunk driver were to crash through our gated driveway, and our dog were to escape, and he happened to wander into my neighbor's yard, and my ******* dickhead of a neighbor were to shoot the dog dead, am I responsible for getting the dog's body? (no this did not happen, but I'm severely pissed at my neighbor for some things he said to my wife)
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No.
You are responsible for tying your ******* dickhead of a neighbor up and making small cuts all over his body with broken glass and pouring hydrochloric acid in them so that he dies slowly and painfully from blood loss and/or toxic shock. What did he say to your wife? |
Pretty much that our dog has been doing a bunch of things that we know he hasn't been doing, and that he wants us to keep our dog locked up in a kennel (within our fenced yard), and he'll kill it if by some freak accident he gets out and wanders in his yard.
This guy is just an all-around *******, I've spoken with him on many occasions about stuff in general. Even talks to his step-kids like they're dirt. If someone else is responsible for killing our 80 lb. dog, he's going to have to take care of the body, not me. |
bah, just consider this a rant, not an open discussion on canine behavior. Wife is on her way to buy privacy fence to put between our yard and his.
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What a douche.
You should ban him. |
if he shoots your dog on his property its his problem. setting up a camera wouldnt be a bad idea
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If he shoots your dog on his property, not only is the body his problem, but the animal cruelty felony chages are his problem too.
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**** your nieghbor's wife in the https://www.nopistons.com/forums/pub...#>/*******.gif Then shoot your load in one of the old man's socks.
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Originally Posted by Baldy' date='Dec 27 2004, 01:43 PM
bah, just consider this a rant, not an open discussion on canine behavior. Wife is on her way to buy privacy fence to put between our yard and his.
good fences make good neighbors |
A couple of the panels are up. The neighbor came over and asked my father-in-law, "wouldn't it be easier to get rid of the dog?" he replies, "we're not like that." I thought that was a cool thing to say.
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I think it would be easier to get rid of the neighboor.
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I think you should start crapping in his yard.
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tell him if he gets into your yard for ANY reason you will shoot him. thatll flip da scrip
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Originally Posted by Sinful7' date='Dec 28 2004, 10:25 AM
Yes! Vigilante justice. After you **** in his yard, take some of the **** and shove it underneath his car door handle. |
Whats the dog doing? I know that I was tempted to kill a neighbors dog that kept barking at all hours of the night and early morning. It was just plain rude and irresponsible of the neighbor to let his dog make that much noise. I know here there are city ordinances that will fine the owner of the dog if its a nusuance. When I was a kid the neighbor up on the hill across from us had a doberment pincher that use to chase after me. My uncle asked the people a couple times to keep the dog on their property because it was dangerous, and I was like 7 years old getting chased up trees by a killer dog. They didn't listen and he killed the thing and dropped it off on their porch.
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Originally Posted by 94touring' date='Dec 28 2004, 10:15 PM
Whats the dog doing? I know that I was tempted to kill a neighbors dog that kept barking at all hours of the night and early morning. It was just plain rude and irresponsible of the neighbor to let his dog make that much noise. I know here there are city ordinances that will fine the owner of the dog if its a nusuance. When I was a kid the neighbor up on the hill across from us had a doberment pincher that use to chase after me. My uncle asked the people a couple times to keep the dog on their property because it was dangerous, and I was like 7 years old getting chased up trees by a killer dog. They didn't listen and he killed the thing and dropped it off on their porch.
Yes! Even more vigilante justice!! https://www.nopistons.com/forums/pub...1047683329.gif Your dog must die https://www.nopistons.com/forums/pub...O_DIR#>/ar.gif and you must **** in this man's yard and on his car! |
I like the "******* the neighbours ugly ass wife" retalitory comment.
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https://www.nopistons.com/forums/pub...IR#>/boink.gif Don't forget the sock!
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Originally Posted by 3rdfbproject' date='Dec 28 2004, 07:46 PM
Dude save as JPEG, its so much easier and quicker to load. |
Originally Posted by 94touring' date='Dec 28 2004, 10:47 PM
https://www.nopistons.com/forums/pub...1047683358.gif It would'nt let me??? https://www.nopistons.com/forums/pub...1047683664.gif |
So when my father-in-law leaves the gate open, and the dog gets out and chases a kid on a bike (supposedly, I never saw what happened, this is just what he claims happened), I was pissed. My wife was inside the house, and didn't even know that her dad was in our yard, otherwise she would've made sure the gate was closed. The neighbor has a right to be upset, but he makes it sound like we're irresponsible, like we regularly let him wander about terrorizing the 'hood, and he makes false claims of the dog's behavior, even after my f-i-l explained what happened. |
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