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Man and wife were at the zoo when the caged gorrila obviously took a liking to the wife.
Husband says hey honey, show him some thigh..so she raised her skirt...the gorrila started jumping up and down excitedly... Husband says.....show him some cleavage...wife obliges....gorrila starts beating his chest... Husband says, moon him...wife obliges...gorrila goes into full blown mating dance.... Husband opens cage, shoves wife in, says......... "Now let's see you tell that big Son of a B$#$H you've got a headache!!" |
That's hunarious!
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very fummy
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HILLARY'S FIRST NIGHT AS PRESIDENT in 2008:
Hillary Clinton gets elected President and is spending her first night in the White House. She has waited so long... The ghost of George Washington appears, and Hillary says, "How can I best serve my country?" Washington says, "Never tell a lie." "Ouch!" Says Hillary, "I don't know about that." The next night, the ghost of Thomas Jefferson appears... Hillary says, "How can I best serve my country?" Jefferson says, "Listen to the people." Hillary says, "Ohhh! I really don't want to do that." On the third night, the ghost of Abe Lincoln appears... Hillary says, "How can I best serve my country?" Lincoln says, "Go to the theater." |
Originally Posted by banzaitoyota' date='Feb 23 2005, 04:13 PM
HILLARY'S FIRST NIGHT AS PRESIDENT in 2008:
Hillary Clinton gets elected President and is spending her first night in the White House. She has waited so long... The ghost of George Washington appears, and Hillary says, "How can I best serve my country?" Washington says, "Never tell a lie." "Ouch!" Says Hillary, "I don't know about that." The next night, the ghost of Thomas Jefferson appears... Hillary says, "How can I best serve my country?" Jefferson says, "Listen to the people." Hillary says, "Ohhh! I really don't want to do that." On the third night, the ghost of Abe Lincoln appears... Hillary says, "How can I best serve my country?" Lincoln says, "Go to the theater." les miserables! |
les shot in the head..
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