http://www.subservientchicken.com/



yOU KNOW YOU WENT TOO far when you get this:



http://www.jims5543.com/albums/album01/chicken.jpg

Am I the only one freaked out by this.

https://www.nopistons.com/forums/pub...1047683785.gif What did you do?



Because somehow "grab your crotch" is acceptable? https://www.nopistons.com/forums/pub...1047683785.gif

94touring special





"rub your nipples" also works? https://www.nopistons.com/forums/pub...1047683785.gif

Hahaha, ahhhh **** that was funny.



You guys want pictures of me in a chicken suit? https://www.nopistons.com/forums/pub...1047683785.gif

I TOLD HIM TO STRIP. damn caps lock.

I told him to choke his chicken.

lmao!

i told him to masturbate and he walked to the lens and she shook her naughty finger at me.....

I told it to do push ups. It even did push ups. What can it not do....

tell it to do a flip, it's tricky

No, you're not.

I told him to do it doggy style....he did!

Same for ****.

jim, how did you get that message? I have yet to see it.

Nevermind, I just got that when I typed "punch your crotch."



try "hid yourself on the head," it's pretty funny. or not, I don't know.

holy crap, he can do "the cabbage patch." that's just scary.

I thought it was all prerecorded animations, but now I'm beginning to wonder...



Sean

welll.....he knows how to poop.

and, why is this made by burger king!?

it can do the robot!



and the moonwalk







:o

OT knows about u

hahaha type in smoke weed

I'm really thinking it's a program... for a couple of reasons...



1. the light in the window never really seems to change

2. it seems to snap back to the same point after every move... sometimes the transitions aren't quite so seamless...

3. the damn thing just runs in a circle when you say "do the hokey pokey bitch" https://www.nopistons.com/forums/pub...#>/biggrin.png



still quite amusing though https://www.nopistons.com/forums/pub...1047683785.gif

yea it did the same thing like a week ago

I told it to eat a turd.

uhh aduh?



its a bunch of flash movies linked to words eh.



http://server1.subservientchicken.com/clips/



cept you only get the finger goign to them that way.

its somewhat pre-recorded. Its done by a guy on house arrest, when hes asleep its all predone crap, but when hes up he has nothing better to do so he agreed to do this.



Per a radio interview this morning.

and?