Step 1: Go to a lemon lot and find a piece of **** and pay too much!



Step 2: Go directly from the **** lot to your favorite bullshit parts shop. Dont forget to put a down payment on a new GTr badge that is just so boss.



Step 3: Buy an oversized wing so that you can get some aerodynamics for your rikki ride.



Step 4: Now you get in your hurting ass ride and cruise your local mall.



Step 5: **** you have blown out you speakers because you were cranking while cruising the mall so now you raid your mom's house speakers to put in the back of your POS.



Step 6: Cool you got your system hooked up so you need some speed!!



Step 7: Go back to your bull **** parts store and look for the biggest tail pipe you can find and maybe a fake dual exhaust to compensate for the lack of go your car posseses!



Step 8: Now that you got some speed you need to lower your car 3'' so you **** up the **** handling you had already. Plus cut your stock springs so your rikki ride will bounce when you run over a rock!



Step 9: Your rikki ride is hooked up like a fake race car you go find a race with my rx-7 and you get your ass smoked so bad you are ready to go back to the **** lot to find a v-tech power plant because in your fucked up mind you think that it will be faster!! Yeah right you ****** rikki in your dreams. I will give you $5000 dollars and you still won't get a 16 second 1/4 mile you're a joke!



Step 10: By now you have figured out that I love ******* with rikkis.



Step 11: Well back to your BS parts shop to discuss your newfound lust for being a rikki. You need some not so fast goodies to get your POS to move out of the parking lot!!



:Mental note to yourself: Pay for the rest of your GTr badge and install it on your Saturn cause everyone knows that if you have that your car is FAST..



Step 12: You want to get some n.o.s. because you went to see that rikki ass movie the gay and the curious.



Step 13: Well you start to sell everything you have to hook up your rikki ass ride!!





Step 14: You're all hooked up and ready to race!!



Step 15: You get into to a race with my rx-7 again and to your surprise you get ******* worked! Kids don't waste money on those fake parts buy a car that has power to begin with!!



Step 16: You are now informed how to be a rikki! :rice: https://www.nopistons.com/forums/pub...>/blackeye.gif



http://www.dontbearikki.com/hurt_rikki2.jpg

haha, wtf. Is this aimed at the Rikki person, I'm kinda lost on the whole thing.... Or is don't be a rikki something else??? https://www.nopistons.com/forums/pub...IR#>/dunno.gif

one of the guys in our neighborhood took the springs out of his car



mike

This is how it is.

Ryan, his brother Danny, and I all used to hang out and race around town in our Fd's and Dannys supercharged Miata.,

We used to crack on all the dumbass kids around here that would try to race us in their lame ass rides.

We started calling thme Rikkis cause this radio show we listened to "the sports junkies" used to refer to dumbasses as rikkis.

We thought it was funny and thats why we were using that word.

Then we put up the www.dontbearikki.com webite that used to just be pics of retarded cars around here.

Then a few months later we found the forums and Ryan registerd his screen name as Dont_Be_A_Rikki.

So thats the story..



The how to be a rikki is something that is on our old dontbearikki.com site that was directed towards the kids in our town.

Alot of the kids around here got to know us from local races etc. and would frequent the site to see if we were busting on their cars.

Needless to say alot of young kids around here think we are dicks. :bigthumg:



Im so distruaght :twisted:

one of the guys in our neighborhood took the springs out of his car



mike [/quote]

Thats cool :rice:

































what a dumbass

seems hard to be a rikki

Nah, just get a touring wing and your in the club :rice:

one of the guys in our neighborhood took the springs out of his car

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same here, dumbfuck did it to a type R





a real one, not a tempo with a Type R badge mind you....

Was it yellow? that is the best when it's yellow

he took the muffler off too https://www.nopistons.com/forums/pub...#>/biggrin.png



mike