[quote name='banzaitoyota' date='Jun 16 2005, 11:51 AM']Being as how you are from Lower Alamabama...
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[quote name='ALWAZL8' date='Jun 16 2005, 10:55 AM']2 that lasted a year, 3 that lasted a year and half, 2 for 3 1/2 and the last one was 5 years = 8 and I'm 34


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8 armadillos?

[quote name='Sinful7' date='Jun 16 2005, 11:57 AM']8 armadillos?


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Yep! Sounds better than jackasses....

Two actual relationships, and I am 22.

0-21 years old

Isn't sex considered a relationship? In that case... like 110 now.



Last 2 good relationships ended bad.. including the recent one. So I'm a ******* machine. Every girl I talk to gets to have a 15-20 minute gut smashing relationship with me. *****s.

[quote name='9BASE3' date='Jun 16 2005, 12:51 PM']15-20 minute
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[quote name='9BASE3' date='Jun 16 2005, 12:51 PM']......I'm a ******* machine.....


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Can't contain myself .....Bwwwahahahahahahhah.



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A handfull of actual relationships, a handfull not so actual, and one marriage with a grand total history with the girl around 7 years or so.

4/33



Married early but not cause she was pregnant. Just realy good companion.

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Can't contain myself .....Bwwwahahahahahahhah.



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Well, not all machines are designed for the long haul! Some more for quick bursts of energy used to pound away the lining of the vaginal wall... LOL



Trust me, after 15-20 minutes of grunge *******, there aint much left! https://www.nopistons.com/forums/pub...IR#>/bigok.gif



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