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yeah so i was having sex last night and this girl dug the **** out of my back.... picture enclosed
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dude, you need to take your dog to get its nails trimmed
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normaly after raping the sheep you dont let it rape you
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nice I will take seconds
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Who cares about your back
We wanna see pics of the broad! |
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I WANT PICS OF THE SHEEP
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Originally Posted by banzaitoyota' post='809267' date='Mar 22 2006, 03:16 PM
I WANT PICS OF THE SHEEP Ewe! |
not baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaad
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FUNNY!
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HOT POCKET
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Originally Posted by Seppuku' post='809327' date='Mar 22 2006, 01:38 PM
HOT POCKET https://www.nopistons.com/forums/pub...IR#>/blink.png are you mad? |
it's the verticle scratches that alarm me, see the only situation where the verticle ones would occur is where the person is behind you, scracthing top to bottom.
The horizontals would be consistant with the ******* of a chick.... the verticles well, i'm gonna guess strap on or another dude. |
Originally Posted by phinsup' post='809394' date='Mar 22 2006, 05:42 PM
it's the verticle scratches that alarm me, see the only situation where the verticle ones would occur is where the person is behind you, scracthing top to bottom. The horizontals would be consistant with the ******* of a chick.... the verticles well, i'm gonna guess strap on or another dude. |
SCOTT speaks with just a little too much in depth knowledge of them dar verticle scratches.....
BTW: You sure got a pretty mouth there boy! |
Heh. my g/f is bad about that, but not like that. I usually just have 4 or 5 nice ones on each side.
Now, the teeth marks on the front of my shoulder I'm still trying to figure out... |
Originally Posted by venomrx7' post='809692' date='Mar 24 2006, 12:47 AM
Now, the teeth marks on the front of my shoulder I'm still trying to figure out... Sorry man, can't control it. https://www.nopistons.com/forums/pub...DIR#>/ohmy.png |
Originally Posted by Seppuku' post='809327' date='Mar 22 2006, 03:38 PM
HOT POCKET DIARRHEA POCKET |
LOL bigtime is still trying to figure out how he got the mushroom shaped bruise on his forehead
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Originally Posted by phinsup' post='809714' date='Mar 24 2006, 02:01 AM
LOL bigtime is still trying to figure out how he got the mushroom shaped bruise on his forehead and the sore throat and aching jaws https://www.nopistons.com/forums/pub...1047683664.gif |
I've had worse... or better..depending on how you look at it....
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Originally Posted by banzaitoyota' post='809755' date='Mar 24 2006, 07:50 AM
******* gone wrong! |
next on jerry springer...... HOTPOCKETS
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next on jerry springer...... HOTPOCKETS
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Next on Jerry Springer--Hot Pockets, and the things you find in them.
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Originally Posted by 1988RedT2' post='809851' date='Mar 24 2006, 02:03 PM
Next on Jerry Springer--Hot Pockets, and the things you find in them. a small sheep, 6 bic pens, a broom, a small sheep, and a purple wedge of purple |
this is like the first time you fingered a girl and you made everyone smell your finger
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Originally Posted by Rob x-7' post='809922' date='Mar 24 2006, 08:01 PM
this is like the first time you fingered a girl and you made everyone smell your finger |
your fat airborne.
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negative
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Originally Posted by bigtime' post='810054' date='Mar 25 2006, 02:54 PM
negative https://www.nopistons.com/forums/pub...IR#>/blink.png |
Originally Posted by jspecracer7' post='809988' date='Mar 25 2006, 09:47 AM
your fat airborne. makes em' fall faster |
IN the 3rd degree.
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Originally Posted by Eatmyclutch' post='810122' date='Mar 26 2006, 01:25 AM
IN the 3rd degree. Hot to the Pocket! |
fo schizzle mah socket!
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