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Fd3BOOST 07-01-2003 11:09 AM

Click here to see the horror





The rather shocking photo attached snapped in November 16th of last year by a spectator at the collegiate power lifting championships at Penn State. The unfortunate competitor, who expressed a plea to remain anonymous, remembered to surgeons that he was " stuck" at the bottom of a personal best attempt in the squat lift when he "sort of pulled his stomach in and pushed extra hard, at the same time as trying to complete the lift."

He remembers a loud popping, splattering noise then a fierce stabbing pain and then not being able to move from the squat position. He remained in this position for about half an hour, since trying to stand caused him overwhelming agonizing pain. Paramedics arrived and applied anesthesia on the spot and carried him to an ambulance. He was rushed to surgery, where surgeons described the trauma as an explosive and aggravated prolapse of the bowel". Meanwhile it was revealed that the weight was removed from his shoulders at the time of the incident by two "spotters" on either side of the lifter. The third spotter who was standing behind the lifter was unfortunately sprayed with fecal matter at the time of the incident. This spotter promptly fainted when he realized the extent of of the injury to the lifter, who was a personal friend.



This compounded the task of first aid officers who were at a loss as to how to treat the injury to the lifter in any case, who remained in the squatting position moaning in pain much to the consternation of the helpless audience. The hapless lifter had successful surgery to relieve the prolapse, but remained immobilized with his feet elevated in stirrups for 2 weeks to ensure "internal compliance with the surgery and that the organs retracted successfully".



To add insult to injury, the ex-lifter required rectal stitching to partially occlude the **** orifice and stitch the rectal passage (which had significantly expanded and torn during the prolapse) and also was put on a low fiber low residue diet to combat flatulence to avoid any possibility of a recurrence.

rfreeman27 07-01-2003 11:12 AM

LOL i love/hate that rotten.com =)

Fd3BOOST 07-01-2003 11:26 AM

I just spent the last 15 min looking through some photos there.

I think im going to be sick.

I hope i die in my sleep as an old man next to my wife and they cremate my remains the next day.

I want to be spread out of my rx7 sunroof at full boost on a country road.

rfreeman27 07-01-2003 12:21 PM


Originally Posted by Fd3BOOST' date='Jul 1 2003, 12:26 PM
I just spent the last 15 min looking through some photos there.

I think im going to be sick.

I hope i die in my sleep as an old man next to my wife and they cremate my remains the next day.

I want to be spread out of my rx7 sunroof at full boost on a country road.

sounds peaceful...





the only problem is its hard to tell what is photoshopped and what is real.

RotaryRocket219 07-01-2003 12:31 PM

hahaha. I've seen that before. I love the part in the description where it says, something like he felt a snap, then the spotters got sprayed with feces or something...https://www.nopistons.com/forums/pub...IR#>/smile.png

Srce 07-01-2003 12:38 PM

I think that's gonna deal a HUGE BLOW to his career.

RotaryRocket219 07-01-2003 12:40 PM

What I wanna know..is how a doctor goes about fixing that. Just kinda, "shove" it all back in? hehe

Baldy 07-01-2003 12:42 PM


Originally Posted by RotaryRocket219' date='Jul 1 2003, 01:40 PM
What I wanna know..is how a doctor goes about fixing that. Just kinda, "shove" it all back in? hehe

if doctors can fix babies who are born with their intestines outside their bodies, I'm sure they can fix that guy.

Srce 07-01-2003 12:44 PM

He'll never be the HEAD of a major coorporation.

Srce 07-01-2003 12:44 PM

Wait....never mind that last one!!!


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