Umm not that funny buddy but semi-humorous I like BUSH (Like A Hole In The Head)

Barbara Bush is hot.

Wanting to earn some money, Cletus decided to hire himself out as a

handyman-type and started canvassing a wealthy neighborhood. He went to

the front door of the first house and asked the owner if he had any

jobs.



"Well, you can paint my porch. How much will you charge?"



Cletus said, "How about 50 dollars?"



The man agreed and told him that

the paint and ladders that he might need were in the garage. The man's

wife, inside the house, heard the conversation and said to her

husband,

"Does he realize that the porch goes all the way around the

house?"



The man replied, "He should. He was standing on the porch."



A short time later, Cletus came to the door to collect his

money.



"You're finished already?" the man asked.



"Yes," Cletus answered, "and I had paint left over, so I gave it two

coats."



Impressed, the man reached in his pocket for the $50.



"And by the way,"Cletus added, "that's not a Porch, it's a Ferrari."