Because we are from the future.. https://www.nopistons.com/forums/pub...#>/biggrin.png



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14 More hours and its our turn on the east coast of the USA.

14 hours ..damn that is a long time.... an hour to go for me ...

Happy New Year , dawgs...... https://www.nopistons.com/forums/pub...IR#>/boink.gif

Happy New Year!! For those of us who haven't celebrated yet, what are the plans for when the ball drops?

I am going to get bloody drunk and work on my washing machine. I have not done my own laundry in a month. The warranty just ended a coupla months ago too! If I cannot fix it I will prolly fling it from my balcony. Cause I will not carry a dysfunctional washing machine down two flights of stairs. **** it! I'll launch it!



My girl is sick so we may not hang out tonight. Which means I will get guilt tripped big time if I go hang with my friends. So I may just get a cheap hooker and a cheaper bottle of rot-gut booze and just tell the ***** to shut up when the phone rings!



Hooker rules of engagement



#1 Don't look me in the eye, I am a trained killer!

#2 Shut up when the phone rings!

#3 No cocaine in the living room, yes that is a nice glass table but go to the bathroom to play in the snow!

#4 I do it doggystyle so I don't have to smell your raunchy breath!

#5 Do my dishes before you leave!

https://www.nopistons.com/forums/pub...#>/biggrin.png amendment to rule #4, You must wash your stinky ass before said doggiestyle.

My ass doesn't stink!

https://www.nopistons.com/forums/pub...#>/biggrin.png I had no idea you were a hooker!!!! sweet https://www.nopistons.com/forums/pub...IR#>/boink.gif https://www.nopistons.com/forums/pub...#>/biggrin.png I've got a $20 spot for ya. https://www.nopistons.com/forums/pub...DIR#>/wink.png Just for sinful7 Amendment B to #4 Sinful being said hooker must shave his ass before said doggiestyle. https://www.nopistons.com/forums/pub...IR#>/bigok.gif https://www.nopistons.com/forums/pub...1047683785.gif

You are so behind the tiems man. Didn't you know he waxes now?!? Back Off Biotch https://www.nopistons.com/forums/pub...1047683329.gif