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defprun 03-03-2004 09:10 AM

HAPPY BIRFDAY!!! Hopefully there's some fresh Columbian brewin' in the kitchen'.



SpecialT, do alot of your friends get locked up for stupid ****? Because you seem to be prepared for anything!

Baldy 03-03-2004 09:13 AM


Originally Posted by 9BASE3' date='Mar 3 2004, 09:44 AM
Happy B-day! I suggest you do, IN ORDER:



Drink

Puke

slip and fall in it

drink more

bang some 18 yearold schoolgirl, and threaten to kill her if she says anything

drink more

Puke again

Change clothes.. Cause you still have puke on them from falling in it

Grab some ass

Do a shot or two with an Italian hooker and get some head

Fix your FD

Puke again.. But clean it up this time cause that's just nasty..

Eat something. No shoes, but pizza maybe

Call Scott at some random hour in the weee early A.M. and tell him you got snatched up by the FBI for smuggling rubber chickens..

Have one last drink..

Pass out?

then wake up and find that "fix your FD" included feeding a rubber chicken into the turbo at 8k rpm?

SpecialT 03-03-2004 09:19 AM


Originally Posted by defprun' date='Mar 3 2004, 10:10 AM
SpecialT, do alot of your friends get locked up for stupid ****? Because you seem to be prepared for anything!

Naaa, I'm just anti-prison.

I think it's bad? https://www.nopistons.com/forums/pub...IR#>/dunno.gif

defprun 03-03-2004 09:20 AM


Originally Posted by SpecialT' date='Mar 3 2004, 07:19 AM
Naaa, I'm just anti-prison.

I think it's bad? https://www.nopistons.com/forums/pub...IR#>/dunno.gif

What's so bad having a 50 year old trucker give it to you in the ass in front of 20 people?

75 Repu 03-03-2004 09:22 AM

Happy murphday Mike

j9fd3s 03-03-2004 11:01 AM


Originally Posted by 9BASE3' date='Mar 3 2004, 06:44 AM
Happy B-day! I suggest you do, IN ORDER:



Drink

Puke

slip and fall in it

drink more

bang some 18 yearold schoolgirl, and threaten to kill her if she says anything

drink more

Puke again

Change clothes.. Cause you still have puke on them from falling in it

Grab some ass

Do a shot or two with an Italian hooker and get some head

Fix your FD

Puke again.. But clean it up this time cause that's just nasty..

Eat something. No shoes, but pizza maybe

Call Scott at some random hour in the weee early A.M. and tell him you got snatched up by the FBI for smuggling rubber chickens..

Have one last drink..

Pass out?

lmao! thats a full night!

94touring 03-03-2004 11:10 AM

Happy birthday you bastage.

Eric Happy Meal 03-03-2004 11:15 AM

happy happy birthday.

Turbo II 03-03-2004 12:12 PM

happy birthday moose!

BigTurbo74 03-03-2004 12:14 PM

get some booty in the moose! https://www.nopistons.com/forums/pub...IR#>/boink.gif happy b-day beezy https://www.nopistons.com/forums/pub...IR#>/bigok.gif


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