"An embarrassed Keith Richards says he was merely sitting on a tree stump rather than climbing up a lofty palm tree when he fell and hit his head while on vacation in Fiji in April."



"....Richards was trying to gather coconuts and might never play again."





http://www.cnn.com/2006/SHOWBIZ/Music/10/0...reut/index.html

I recently saw a magazine ad with a picture of The Rolling Stones. Those guys look older than dirt. Well, we all know that they're old, but damn, they look positively geriatric.