Anyone have any good ways to get back at someone, let's say a roomate for this example. I'm just a little sick of him being such a prick, and an inconsiderate bastard. He was dating this fat chick, and I was planning getting a camera and taping them try and go at it, and then play through the hall but they broke up. Any good ideas I can use when I get back?



- Hand

get a sewing needle and poke holes in all his condoms hahaha

or just get a friend to "break" in one night in a ski mask and kick him in the nuts SUPER hard while he is sleeping

I would say it depends on whether or not you want him to know you're getting back at him. That changes your options.

either way I don't care, I hate the kid, and am sick of all that he does, so even if I have to piss him off knowing it was me that's fine.



- Steiner

steiner hand damnit! do both of the things i suggested

Well if he ever used condoms I would, but the fact is that one night he came back, and told me to leave, this while I'm in bed trying to sleep, so obviously I told him to get lost, after much debate I finally rolled over and saw this fat chick and left, but my friend and I glued ourselves to the door, and listened to see if he was actually going to have sex with her, and she specifically said, f**k me, and he was just like hahahahah, and didn't do anything, then she told him to put it in her butt, and he did the same thing, drunk and high the kid can't even score with a fat chick that wants to, so there is no way he can get some regularly, the idea of kicking him in the balls I like, and I can get plenty of people on the hall to participate, more ideas though.



- Hand

for some good suggestions, check out the "vosko's at a customer's house" thread



poke holes in a sardine can, place under car/in car/in closet



sleep with his sister/mom/girlfriend



let the air out of at least 2 of his tires



I'll think of more later

Okay but there is one fatal difference here, I have to live in the same room, so I'm not going to stink up the room, cause then I lose. He doesn't have a car up here, and I'm not going to sleep with anyone to piss him off.



- Hand

from stangnet:



Make warnings with his picture stating that he is a convicted sex offender. Then either post them in his neighborhood, at his school or at his work. That is always a lot of fun.

or hell, if he has a cell phone or home phone just for him, put his number up here. That seems to generate quite the response.