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94touring 11-17-2008 08:13 PM

Today this guy came by for a flight instructor position at the school we've been trying to fill. He was if I had to guess in his upper 40's. His resume was impressive, years of experience as a pilot, did airlines, and lots of instructing. A bonus is he wouldn't be like one of the many young guys we hire that are here to give shitty instruction and then bail a few months later. Well the intereview went well and it was time to wrap things up. The guy said "there is one more thing I have to tell you, I have a criminal background". Ok I said. "I can give you any details you like, but it happened back in 98, I was on 5 years probation, and clear now. Do you have any questions, I can provide numbers to call and answer anything you like." Hmm, ok, well what was it? "Ok, well, I was convicted of having sex with a minor". Well.....how old was she huh?? "She was 15 at the time, ya know, 15 going on 25". Ah........(insert speachless awkward silence)....well we've all been there! I'll probably hire him anways though, lol. He did some jail time, did his probation, was released early from therapy and deamed good for society I guess.

phinsup 11-17-2008 08:19 PM

who cares he served his time, his debt is paid give him a job, **** they hired you how high can their standards possibly be?

94touring 11-17-2008 08:25 PM


Originally Posted by phinsup' post='911939' date='Nov 17 2008, 07:19 PM
who cares he served his time, his debt is paid give him a job, **** they hired you how high can their standards possibly be?



Isn't that what I just said?

phinsup 11-17-2008 08:28 PM


Originally Posted by 94touring' post='911941' date='Nov 17 2008, 09:25 PM
Isn't that what I just said?



Yes, but 1) it would be an uninteresting post if i said "yea what you said" 2) furthermore per our code I am unable to agree with you unless it's worked in such a manner that it appears i am disagreeing with you. Therefor we must disagree to agree, you see.



smell my finger.

Dramon_Killer 11-17-2008 08:29 PM


Originally Posted by phinsup' post='911942' date='Nov 17 2008, 08:28 PM
2) furthermore per our code I am unable to agree with you unless it's worked in such a manner that it appears i am disagreeing with you. Therefor we must disagree to agree, you see.

HAHAHAHA I had forgotten about this place.

phinsup 11-17-2008 08:31 PM


Originally Posted by Dramon_Killer' post='911943' date='Nov 17 2008, 09:29 PM
HAHAHAHA I had forgotten about this place.



who are you and where did you come from?

94touring 11-17-2008 08:36 PM


Originally Posted by phinsup' post='911942' date='Nov 17 2008, 07:28 PM
Yes, but 1) it would be an uninteresting post if i said "yea what you said" 2) furthermore per our code I am unable to agree with you unless it's worked in such a manner that it appears i am disagreeing with you. Therefor we must disagree to agree, you see.



smell my finger.



Ah right. I did smell your finger, smells like a convicted child molester, the kind that likes little boys. https://www.nopistons.com/forums/pub...R#>/tongue.gif

phinsup 11-17-2008 08:38 PM


Originally Posted by 94touring' post='911946' date='Nov 17 2008, 09:36 PM
Ah right. I did smell your finger, smells like a convicted child molester, the kind that likes little boys. https://www.nopistons.com/forums/pub...R#>/tongue.gif



Yea I get bored so I like to sit on it sometimes.

94touring 11-17-2008 08:41 PM


Originally Posted by phinsup' post='911947' date='Nov 17 2008, 07:38 PM
Yea I get bored so I like to sit on it sometimes.



On little boys? You got it backwards, they're suppose to sit on you.

phinsup 11-17-2008 08:42 PM


Originally Posted by 94touring' post='911948' date='Nov 17 2008, 09:41 PM
On little boys? You got it backwards, they're suppose to sit on you.



i didnt say i was good at it

94touring 11-17-2008 08:50 PM

I wish there was a way to attach music to a thread so you when you read the post you can have fitting music to go with it. This thread needs creepy porn music. Or more cowbell, one or the other.

phinsup 11-17-2008 08:57 PM

yea there arent many forums where you can get stomach kick abortion advice and molesting advice from the staff

94touring 11-17-2008 09:01 PM

Stomach kick.....No Phins, Falcon PUNCHHHHHHHhhhh. Get it right, **** man.

phinsup 11-17-2008 09:03 PM

my bad sorry, though i believe you are wrong as well its Falccccooonnn Punchhhhhhh

94touring 11-17-2008 09:05 PM

I for some reason now feel compelled to tell everyone that my Phillippino girlfriend makes me feel like a child molester due to her small size. Five feet tall and 91 lbs. So I can relate to this guy a little, cause yeah its fun. She's also pregnant, but I will hold off on the falcon punch.

ColinRX7 11-17-2008 09:10 PM

yeah what you said

94touring 11-17-2008 09:11 PM


Originally Posted by ColinRX7' post='911955' date='Nov 17 2008, 08:10 PM
yeah what you said



Hahaha.

phinsup 11-17-2008 09:32 PM

what if he was like "I killed a guy who didn't hire me so they locked me up" that would be a great response to "what were you in for?"

94touring 11-17-2008 09:35 PM

There was that moment of "I wonder what the **** this guy did". I knew it had to be good for him to bring it up.

phinsup 11-17-2008 09:41 PM

"i was a supposedly a "serial" killer, apparently kill 8 people in the same manner and you get labeled a "serial killer" ha ha who knew right? So anyhow i'm all better now, i mean for the most part sometimes I get these urges when my boss really pisses me off or something. you know nothing to worry about as long yer cool."

defprun 11-17-2008 11:05 PM

I figure since you arent 15 years old you have nothing to worry about!

Dramon_Killer 11-21-2008 05:03 PM


Originally Posted by 94touring' post='911954' date='Nov 17 2008, 09:05 PM
I for some reason now feel compelled to tell everyone that my Phillippino girlfriend makes me feel like a child molester due to her small size. Five feet tall and 91 lbs. So I can relate to this guy a little, cause yeah its fun. She's also pregnant, but I will hold off on the falcon punch.



Phillippino or... Phinsuppino!!



OK sorry that was retarded. But seriously, isn't it Filipino?

banzaitoyota 11-21-2008 07:17 PM

was she hawt?

94touring 11-21-2008 07:24 PM

Should have demanded pics.

phinsup 11-21-2008 07:52 PM


Originally Posted by Dramon_Killer' post='912185' date='Nov 21 2008, 06:03 PM
Phillippino or... Phinsuppino!!



OK sorry that was retarded. But seriously, isn't it Filipino?



yea if you are from the filipines... wherever that is.

defprun 11-22-2008 12:58 AM

Pinai?

Jims5543 12-10-2008 07:04 PM

94Touring, you came from a Land Surveying background, you should be used to being around criminals in every shape and form.



One of the guys that worked for me just went to jail... again.. for 3 more years when he was 3 months from being done with a 3 year sentence, he skipped out on his parole, 1/2 way house.



(Phins, this is Jamie)



I was just happy that these guys showed up every day, I didn't even want to know about their criminal past. LOL!


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