ok, so i was crusin on a highway at around 10 pm doin the normal 70ish and the good old body kitted (?) mid 90s v6 accord pulls up and is speeding up, slowing down, trying to get a rise outta me. i could tell it was a v6 cuz it accually way moving ok. heh. anyway, i oblige and we are runnin, and my car is up there in the revs at about 100ish and i see something in the distance.

it is in the middle of the highway and a good 50 feet from it i finally see. a couch! so i swerve, risking certain death and avoid it. unfortunately (or fortunately depending on how you look at it) the accord hits it. being considerate, i pull over, run back to see if hes ok, and all that happened was a torn off bumper, hood damaged and what looked like a punctured radiator/ac condenser. funny stuff





in light of the late circumstances in the kill section, this is not going to be labeled as a kill, since it was a honda.



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that wasnt worth my time

i feel cheated

Actually that was pretty entertaining





so to sum this up



<span style='font-size:21pt;line-height:100%'>HOMEBOY RACES A RICED UP ACCORD ON THE HIGHWAY



AND THEN FOR WHATEVER REASON THERES A COUCH IN THE MIDDLE OF THE ROAD





AND THE RX7 MISSES IT AND THE ACCORD GETS DEMOLISHED BY A COUCH</span>

thank you colin. btw, i called you. but i was too scared to leave a message.

[quote name='Lapis_Blue' date='Aug 18 2005, 03:11 PM']thank you colin. btw, i called you. but i was too scared to leave a message.


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that feeling usually goes away after the first date

wtf are you talking about you called me?





my cell?



281-330-8004?

[quote name='ColinRX7' date='Aug 18 2005, 10:29 PM']wtf are you talking about you called me?

my cell?



281-330-8004?


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867-5309?

wha?



281-330-8004 is mike jones' phone number!

362-436-HEY!



I lead a life of crime.

[quote name='Lapis_Blue' date='Aug 18 2005, 02:53 PM'] funny stuff

in light of the late circumstances in the kill section, this is not going to be labeled as a kill, since it was a honda.



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why can't others demonstrate the same common sense?



however, why the **** was a couch in the middle of a road ?

haha, thats why your car needs to be able to handle. i find it hard to believe that the guy hit a couch at about 100 and didnt do more damage

[quote name='boxrs4sale' date='Aug 19 2005, 09:26 AM']

however, why the **** was a couch in the middle of a road ?


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Why a couch in the road, you say? Because some idiot fucktard didn't secure his load, that's why. I have dodged a just-fell-off-a-work-truck hammer bouncing down the interstate at 70 mph. I have seen all manner of **** laying in the travel lanes of many interstates--ladders, 2 x 4's, furniture, garbage bags, and everything in between. And the worst part is if the idiot causes property damage, or worse, he says it was "an accident" and gets off, when in fact he should be shot dead on the spot.

I had to dodge a damn cabinet one time.

cirty deeds done dirt cheap (killing a honda for free, courtesy of a random couch in the road)

I saw a 3/4 ton truck yesterday that looked like it hit a couple knee high blocks of concrete that fell off a semi in front of him. wow

You stole that from the 2f2f.



fag.

[quote name='TYSON' date='Aug 18 2005, 08:25 PM']867-5309?


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if you cal 209 867 5309 you wil actualy reach a t cjenny or what evertg hathe heck her nmame is. yes, that's wrhright, ai called that number. with several difernert area coedes actualy, and finaly reached her. last time chi tried she was in eurpope, i think. give it a rtry, good time.

Man we don't get nothing that interesting laying round on our roads here, only blown out tyres from trucks. Oh I nearly forgot we have possums.



Edit: I think this happened yesterday. But look what Aucklanders have to dodge. Poor guy. https://www.nopistons.com/forums/pub..._DIR#>/sad.png



http://www.nzherald.co.nz/index.cfm?...ectID=10341765

[quote name='Dramon_Killer' date='Aug 21 2005, 12:14 AM']You stole that from the 2f2f.



fag.


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:noes:

I as well have dodged a couch and cabinet.

[quote name='FD3S DRIFT' date='Aug 21 2005, 06:49 AM']I as well have dodged a couch and cabinet.


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i dodged a matress yesterday, it was exciting and new, come aboard we're waiting for you....

Well I dodged a flip flop sandal the other day...saw my life flash in front of me and everything!

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I just dodged a barrage of bullets.



Mark

This thread is useless without pics!