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Cheers! 12-18-2003 12:29 AM

banzai, how come your not the wining bidder

Dramon_Killer 12-18-2003 12:42 AM

Repost!!!

UniqueTII 12-18-2003 04:41 AM

I apologize for not apologizing.

Rotarydragon 12-18-2003 07:50 AM

Apologizing is in violation of memo 410 unless done in the proper format which is not as some people think using the green form as discussed in memo #3a not memo #3 which incorrectly stated the TPS forms were invalid. Memo 410 states that all apologies must use the 410 subform which should be attached to memo 410 which you should have recived unless you did not read the last 2 memos the second of which noted that there is a change in the memo distrubution system which requires that all memos be routed through the Central Memo Routing System (CMRS) and that everyone would have to get an account with CMRS, called an IDentIfication OperaTing certificiate (IDIOT) which would have to be authorized by your manager using form 505 which was contained in memo 415 which the more observant of you will realize has not yet been released and even if it had been as it was subsequent to the 410 memo which requires the IDIOT cert to function you couldn't possibly have gotten one yet anyway as there would have been no way that anyone could have read the bloody thing.



We apologize for any inconvienance this has caused.



UniqueTII your request for promotion has a few more memos that you need to fill out starting with memo #10 using the green form which is listed in memo #3a but not memo...

Baldy 12-18-2003 08:20 AM


Originally Posted by Rotarydragon' date='Dec 18 2003, 09:50 AM
Apologizing is in violation of memo 410 unless done in the proper format which is not as some people think using the green form as discussed in memo #3a not memo #3 which incorrectly stated the TPS forms were invalid. Memo 410 states that all apologies must use the 410 subform which should be attached to memo 410 which you should have recived unless you did not read the last 2 memos the second of which noted that there is a change in the memo distrubution system which requires that all memos be routed through the Central Memo Routing System (CMRS) and that everyone would have to get an account with CMRS, called an IDentIfication OperaTing certificiate (IDIOT) which would have to be authorized by your manager using form 505 which was contained in memo 415 which the more observant of you will realize has not yet been released and even if it had been as it was subsequent to the 410 memo which requires the IDIOT cert to function you couldn't possibly have gotten one yet anyway as there would have been no way that anyone could have read the bloody thing.



We apologize for any inconvienance this has caused.



UniqueTII your request for promotion has a few more memos that you need to fill out starting with memo #10 using the green form which is listed in memo #3a but not memo...

I think I benefited from not reading but 3 words of this.


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