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Chick on cell: How do I hide a hickey? I'm hiding it from my boyfriend... No, it's not from him... No, not from him either... I'll tell you later, I promise... Yes, I know I have a problem -- it is big and red and on my neck and I do not need lectures right now. I need to figure out if I am 'Creamy Ivory' or 'Tawny Honey'!



--Rite-Aid, 40th St & Broadway

And Aren't We Not Supposed to Be Operating Heavy Machinery Right Now?



Construction worker #1: Braille really trips me out.

Construction worker #2: I know. Me, too.

Construction worker #1: Do you think they have different fonts?

haha, I read about 4 pages! https://www.nopistons.com/forums/pub...1047683785.gif

12PM No, the Moral Is 'Don't Anthropomorphize Numbers'



Teacher discussing domain and range: Alright, here's a good way to look at it. Okay, so think of the number four as a child. And two is its father, because two squared is four. But wait, couldn't negative two squared also be four? That's why you need to limit the domain to be 'X is greater than zero.'

Girl student #1: So, the moral of the story is to keep your housewife away from the mailman?

Teacher: Uh...

Girl student #2: Oh my god! My mailman is so hot!



High school

Florida

Those are great!

Thank you for helping me burn an hour!