Jesus christ, I got work to do and I am so pissed off right now I can't do ****.



God damn broker didn't listen to a thing I said, now we go FHA and they get to checking and aren't sure the seller will go FHA. That said, they want me to write them a ******* letter begging for money from some non-english speaking fuckstick underwriter explaining why my ex wife fucked my credit in 1999, even though I've have not had one late payment nor a late payment on a LARGER mortgage. It's ******* unbelievable. I honestly don't know why I got talked into buying again, I just wanted to rent until I had the cash to put 25% or so down on the **********er. I'm going to move into the son of a bitch and not pay one payment just to **** them over, I'll piss all over the place and crap in the sink, greedy money hunger mother fuckers.



The thing that pisses me off the most is that they've already made their decision, they're just sitting around ******* with me, it's like having their own court jester, I dance when they dance, tell jokes, summersalts you name it, I'm their ******* clown and they are the ringmasters. God damn assholes can suck it, I'm gonna loose close to $3,000 I don't have on this deal with nothing to show but a lubed up ******* and a handprint on my ass where they grabbed hold.



END OF RANT... for now

Maybe I should stop by JP Morgan Chase while I am in NYC and dance a little jig while they shoot bb's at my feet saying "dance monkey, dance" they can sit around and smoke cigars chuckling at how the poor folk are funny to watch beg.

https://www.nopistons.com/forums/pub..._DIR#>/sad.png holy **** scott...are they using sand or what?

Sand hell they got a guy with a gas filled dildo they light on fire and start ******* me with it.

are you still in the offer counter offer phase of this thing?

well..the offer is still up to blow up some banks with martin and I https://www.nopistons.com/forums/pub...IR#>/smile.png

No I am in the part where a broker told me I had financing and I put $3,000 at the house for a down and inspection, title, etc and I get none of it back cause I was "guaranteed approved". The contract I signed said no FHA, that's the way she's gotta go and now I'm fucked, so I threw $3,000 at nothing.

Something that really pisses me off is when I am such a dumbshit I make the same mistake a second time.



But I had everyone telling me how this time would be different and so on and so forth and here I am again about to blow a ******* o-ring cause I poor ass **********er begging the bank to put a roof over my head... or at least that's the way they see it.

all your threads have been **** this **** that lately. i think someone needs to go to vegas and have some fun.



or just kill someone already https://www.nopistons.com/forums/pub...IR#>/smile.png