Helen Keller fired the maid when she left the plunger in the toilet.

She burnt her fingers reading the waffle iron.







Why did H.K.'s dog commit suicide???







You would to if your name was... RRRDWQRETQRTTQTEWEEWEFE

Ya, I finished it. Like I said, I mostly bullshitted my questions....and since it won't let me upload .wpd files, I can't show you.. lol

hellen that bitz is kinky i had phone sex with her once :yum:

I heard her parents used to punish her by re-arranging the furniture

NO. The put in her a round room and told her to stand in the corner

That's ok, did you know why she only used to masturbate with one hand? She had to moan with the other one.

Q: How did she burn the other side of her face?

A: They called back.