I have noticed what seems to be a sharp rise in the number of topics started by Banzai. This must be a by-product of him being laid up following the incident at the pachyderm crematorium, where he was single-handedly flinging elephant carcasses into the furnace.



Now I'm not saying that Banzai's choice of topics is, shall we say, "BIZARRE", because that word really doesn't factor in all the horrifyingly gut-wrenching, mind-bending, scrotum-clenching, freakish twists and turns that the average Banzai thread entails. Let's just say that more than one pleasant lunch has been befouled by the innocent reading of such a thread by an unsuspecting victim.



I do not endorse censorship in any way, and I do not mean to imply that Banzai should be restrained with the literary straightjacket wielded so readily by certain thread-locking mods. My hopeless, twisted intellect welcomes the arrival of the next Banzai offering as a dung beetle greets a fresh cowpie.



May your recovery be swift, Banzai, and the happiness afforded you by the workings of painkilling drugs inspire you to heretofore unattained heights. https://www.nopistons.com/forums/pub...IR#>/bigok.gif



Merry Christmas to all!

I concur.

Well written I couldn't say it better myself. I think I would have hurt my brain if I wrote that.

Thank you!!!! I don't know what to say, sniff.

who farted?

Farted? BRILLIANT!

sorry.........