Friday was a lesbian friend of mine and Krystal's birthday. She's one of Krystal's coworkers, and most of her coworkers are pretty cool. So anyway, somehow I decide we're going to a local establishment called "Bleacher Bums" to celebrate. Krystal and I segue to Pricilla's (a sex shop, in case its not a national franchise or something) to get the lesbians some gag gifts. We decided on a clit vibrator, a butt plug, and some lube. Now, Krystal got tore-down shitfaced drunk last weekend, and I told her this weekend it was my turn. So at said b-day party, I started with a Jaeger bomber (or blaster, or whatever.) Downed it way too quickly. So I went back and got two more shots of Jaeger. Then two more. Then one more. Then a beer. Then some girly drink that Krystal handed to me. It was blue and was gone before I could taste it. So, while I'm making an ass of myself, I decide to call Tulsa's resident party animal, Lothema (Jason.) He's someplace really loud downtown, so I might've said something like "okay, bye" before hanging up, but if not-sorry dude https://www.nopistons.com/forums/pub...IR#>/smile.png



Making an ass of myself, introducing myself to people I dont know, telling sexist jokes to the birthday girl...anyway, this goes on until 2am, when we get the brilliant idea to go to TABU, the new strip club right down the street. Keep in mind i'm still fucked up; I go into the mens room and apparently have a conversation with another dude in there in spanish. I go out, and sit down in the main room. I tell Krystal to go up and give the poor girl up on stage a dollar since she's not getting much attention. She proceeds to shove her vagina in my fiance's face. We're sitting there, and this little blond girl comes up to one of our party, jumps on his lap, and starts riding him for a dollar. What's funny is a) I have photographic proof of this, and b) he's gayer than Liberace. She takes his lack of an erection as a sign to try harder...it was funny.



So someone makes the decision to leave (the alcohol had previously removed my ability to make decisions) so Krystal, Jessica, and I walk out to our cars (No, Banzai, I didnt drive drunk.) I'm talking to Jessica in the parking lot, when I look at the back of her Camry and realize there's a ******* homeless dude sleeping in her car. I get him out of there, but we're all hella weirded out by it. Fucker asks me for 50 cents for a cheeseburger. Told the guy I didnt have any money because I had just spent it all putting half naked girls through college.



Then I woke up in Krystal's bed. I dont really remember the ride home from the strip club.



BTW- Forgive the image quality-cell phone pics AND it was dark AND I didnt wanna get my ass kicked for taking pictures

LOL, the bum in the car is funny as hell. I was just thinking about you, haven't heard from you guys in awhile.

I havent had much in the way of internet. I gave my motorola cell phone away, which I was using as a modem. Just got my sony erection phone a bluetooth dongle so I can do the same thing again

haha, sounds like one of my weekends







except for the girls part







and the having fun part

Would have been better if you drove home drunk, got pulled over by a cop, then woke up to the village people playing and relized you spent the night with the cop and HE let u out of the ticket.

something tells me that you're speaking from experience there Scotty...

I was beginning to get worried about him but considering that he is putting naked girls through college it means that he's financially stable now. https://www.nopistons.com/forums/pub...IR#>/bigok.gif

When are we gonna hang out again? Its been a while since our last Tulsa bukkak- I mean meet

Sounds like a fun night. Haven't had one of those in a while.

I'll be back in the country the 26th...Any time after that!