allow me to suggest; its hot wet and a gator just bit me!

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florida,



where the old people come to die

phins free since, um ever!

we cant vote either!

Where all your grandparents come to terrorize the roads.

florida; gators n' grandparents

We've been going down hill since Crocket and Tubs retired!

aka little Hattie, no little Cuba, no little Jamaica, no little Israel,little NY.........

florida, where you cant tell the diffrence between the birds and the bugs.

HOW ABOUT : "IF YOUR GAY ITS YOUR PLACE TO STAY" ?

how about









go away.

how about : SHUT YOUR ****** MOUTH AND OBEY"?

no, thats california.

Or... If it's South Florida:



"You've never had a better time or seen so many beautiful women in one place."

Hope that doesn't include SW Florida. I've seen a few Hot chicks, but seems I'm only off on the days the old folks are out. (oh wait, thats everyday.)

"We got snow, 365 days a year"

they don't seem to meet up as often as they should



"Florida: Spend Your Money In Orlando, But Stay the Hell Out of the Rest of the State, You Damn Yankees"

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FLORIDA: THE BEST PLACE TO DIE.

Florida:



Home of the Newlywed and Nearly Dead.

Florida: "Where Metamucil grows on trees"

modifying one that was already posted: "Gramps 'n Gators"

florida the land of old!

Florida: The New California





seriously, this place is starting to turn more and more into california each year..

florida: its driving distance from alabama!

OMG I just Sharted!



I tried to fart but instead I ****!

hmm we could work with that

We vote for you, cause you don't know how!