read it to me, im too lazy to look

touch me with it, im too lazy to listen

last time i touched you with something i had to take an anti-biotic and scrub in the shower with steel wool

you were supposed to keep that secret man wtf,



rotorfest is like vegas, what happens at rotorfest 05 stays at rotorfest 05

Those weather guys don't have a clue what's going to happen next year. Meteorologists are all a bunch of quacks. There is no way to accurately predict weather beyond maybe 3 or 4 days, and even then, they get it wrong half the time. For all the fancy computers and pseudo-science of meterology, the old fashioned weather rock is still the only 100% accurate weather predictor.



a dry rock means fair weather.

a wet rock means it's raining.

a dusty rock means a dust storm.

a swaying rock means it's windy.

a shadow under the rock means it's sunny.

a white rock means it's snowing.

if the rock is jumping up and down, an

earthquake is upon us.

if the bottom of the rock is under water it's a

flood.

weathermen dont know about next year, hell the can barely predict the next hour.



kevin.

i predict ill fall over drunk.. again...

It gives a little insight to how busy the season will be, last years was pretty damn close.

Meh. Even a blind squirrel gets a nut every so often.