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nismo convert 11-14-2005 11:18 PM

Just got my security package in the mail 60 pages of my life from when I was born, good thing I never moved much. I guess thats what I get for wanting to work at a Nuclear plant. But I'll be starting at 40K, and with over time I can make 60K plus.

banzaitoyota 11-15-2005 02:24 AM

Ah yes, the joys of security clearances.



Just wait until some stupid offhand comment to a casual aquantence comes back to haunt you.

sexycheerleader 11-15-2005 05:24 AM

I have the problem at work where I like to mess with people and almost lost my clearance becouse I told someone jokinly I was a crack head. Moral is if you are going to joke make sure everyone knows its a joke.

1988RedT2 11-15-2005 06:46 AM


Originally Posted by nismo convert' post='778413' date='Nov 15 2005, 01:18 AM

Just got my security package in the mail 60 pages of my life from when I was born, good thing I never moved much. I guess thats what I get for wanting to work at a Nuclear plant. But I'll be starting at 40K, and with over time I can make 60K plus.



And with your newly-acquired luminescence, think of the money you'll save on flashlight batteries!

jspecracer7 11-15-2005 07:30 AM

**** I've got a High clearance...and I told them I smoked weed while I was IN the military.

Sinful7 11-15-2005 12:54 PM

I told them I'm smoking weed right now. Then I blew it in their faces.

1988RedT2 11-15-2005 12:55 PM


Originally Posted by Sinful7' post='778575' date='Nov 15 2005, 02:54 PM

I told them I'm smoking weed right now. Then I blew it in their faces.



Soooo.... Did you get the job?

rowtareh 11-16-2005 02:37 AM


Originally Posted by 1988RedT2' post='778576' date='Nov 15 2005, 01:55 PM

Soooo.... Did you get the job?



Nope. They were offended when he showed up naked, bearing his small penis. And they saw the proof. https://www.nopistons.com/forums/pub...DIR#>/ohmy.png


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