i'm sure some technical errors, but you get the idea.



FD3S Poem:



Not the Z, S2K, or the NSX,

Nor the Supra, M3 or a hooked up Lex,

Can come close to the looks of the 3rd gen. Rex

With the stance and shoulders and its dripping sex



RX-7 in da house tonight,

Stepped twin turbos; can you feel the bite?

R1 in the corner, the suspension’s tight,

Blaze out on a line 28-hun’ light



Mazdaspeed box feeds the cool air,

Spooling up the blades of the hungry pair

Rotors under boost, j-spec FD

The twins are healthy in the 13B



Aluminum AST ‘cause that’s the rule,

The Koyo down low is keeping things cool

Downpipe, hi-flow, and the cat-back’s new

Fan mod and a vented hood help out too



Front-mount intercooler shines through the smile

Of the FEED front bumper..cutting air with style

The stock rear spoiler pins me down at speed

My car’s suckin’ up road with euphoric greed



Damn, my 3rd gen. has the 3K burp

My temp guage screams, “What heat alert??”

I wake up in a sweat..whew, just a bad dream

Or a warning from the R.E. ghost in my machine(?)



Out on the interstate, the weather’s fine

0-60 in 4.9

Pedal to the metal, now she really shines

My seven’s gulpin’ air and approaching redline



Got the Power FC so transition’s smooth

110, 120…now we’re starting to move

People yellin’ “Maniac!”…they’re pointing at me??

I reach my exit and avoid F.H.P.



Toe links, trailing arms, what’s that clunkin’ sound?

Oh, let’s upgrade bushings all the way round.

Rear end is tough, I can launch her hard

(must keep Mr. Vosko away from my car) https://www.nopistons.com/forums/pub...DIR#>/wink.png



I wanna try a road race, Amp’ll teach me the ropes,

And if I spin his CYM, he’s still got one ta go https://www.nopistons.com/forums/pub...#>/biggrin.png

Corner’s comin’ fast, right side, heel-and-toe,

Turn in, clean exit, “Hey..I stayed on the road!!”



Stop to get gas, MMO in the mix

Oh no, here they come, it’s the local hicks

“Is it a V-8? Nice car! Sweet ride!”

“Hey, there’s no door handle!” ****, time ta fly!!



It’s late, heading home, so I’m light on the gas

Pull in, lift the hood, let the hot oil pass

And every week I make sure all the fluids are filled

Trying to delay my need for a rebuild





fritz

(yeah, he's on the crack again) https://www.nopistons.com/forums/pub...IR#>/blink.png https://www.nopistons.com/forums/pub...#>/biggrin.png



[no, my actual car's stock] i wuz gonna do another verse on turbos & boost controllers

but me tired.

um so what color helmet do you prefer? https://www.nopistons.com/forums/pub...IR#>/boink.gif

He prolly prefers a "Ribbed For Her Pleasure" latex colored helmet https://www.nopistons.com/forums/pub...IR#>/boink.gif