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What in the wide wide world of sports is a goin' on here?!!! Your all jumpin' around like a bunch of Kansas city ******s!!!
Blazing Saddles |
My name's Buck, and I'm here to ****.
Kill Bill Vol. 1 |
you know what they say about women and trolly cars... theres plenty of them in the sea.
cant hardly wait (bunch of good ones in that movie) |
the dude abides.
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**** **** **** ****** GET THE ******* **** AND FUUUUCCCCKKKK!!!!
well it certainly illustrates the versitility of the word |
I said I'm not gona hurt ya, I'm gona bash your brains in, bash em right the **** in.
You fooled em Chief! You fooled em. You fooled em all. Goddamn. What are we doin here Chief? Huh? What's us two guys doin in this ****** place? Let's get out of here. Out! |
Yeah probably the bypass valve.
Menance to the golfing industry. |
When you make an assumption, you make an ass out of you, and umption.
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Texas!Texas!?!? Only steers and queers come from Texas, and you sure dont look like a steer so that pretty much narrows it down, dosent it?
Sir, No, Sir!!! Bullshit I bet you can suck a golf ball through a garden hose! FULL METAL JACKET. |
If you are going to quote full metal jacket...
"If you ladies leave my island, if you survive recruit training ... you will be a weapon, you will be a minister of death, praying for war. But until that day you are pukes! You're the lowest form of life on Earth. You are not even human ******* beings! You are nothing but unorganized grabasstic pieces of amphibian ****! Because I am hard, you will not like me. But the more you hate me, the more you will learn. I am hard, but I am fair! There is no racial bigotry here! I do not look down on niggers, kikes, wops or greasers. Here you are all equally worthless! And my orders are to weed out all non-hackers who do not pack the gear to serve in my beloved Corps! Do you maggots understand that?" |
Look! It's the most beautiful rainbow in the world!
Do me on it! Anchorman |
******' Chuck Norris.
Dodgeball |
"Sphincter says what ?"
WAYNES WORLD |
Originally Posted by Baldy' post='768917' date='Oct 13 2005, 05:49 AM
When you make an assumption, you make an ass out of you, and umption. |
Originally Posted by Lothema' post='768838' date='Oct 12 2005, 08:25 PM
**** **** **** ****** GET THE ******* **** AND FUUUUCCCCKKKK!!!! well it certainly illustrates the versitility of the word ****! |
Listen ****-kicker, you're about one **** hair away from hillbilly heaven.
blade II |
Originally Posted by 89 Rag' post='768981' date='Oct 13 2005, 12:09 PM
If you are going to quote full metal jacket... "If you ladies leave my island, if you survive recruit training ... you will be a weapon, you will be a minister of death, praying for war. But until that day you are pukes! You're the lowest form of life on Earth. You are not even human ******* beings! You are nothing but unorganized grabasstic pieces of amphibian ****! Because I am hard, you will not like me. But the more you hate me, the more you will learn. I am hard, but I am fair! There is no racial bigotry here! I do not look down on niggers, kikes, wops or greasers. Here you are all equally worthless! And my orders are to weed out all non-hackers who do not pack the gear to serve in my beloved Corps! Do you maggots understand that?" HARTMAN What's your excuse? COWBOY Sir, excuse for what, sir? HARTMAN I'm asking the ******* questions here, Private. Do you understand?! COWBOY Sir, yes, sir! HARTMAN Well thank you very much! Can I be in charge for a while? |
You eat when we tell you to eat, you **** when we say you ****, and you piss when we say you piss. You got that you maggot dick mother fucker?
What the **** is this happy horseshit? Yeah you'll be telling him with my baton up your ass. What the **** is your malfunction, you fat barrel of monkey spunk? I'm not going to count to 3 I'm not even going to count to 1. You will shut the **** up, or I'll sing you a lulaby. Oh that's funny, you're gonna look even funnier sucking my dick with no teeth. Shawshank Redemption - Hand |
Did you ever find bugs bunny attractive when he dressed up as a girl bunny?
HAHHAHAHAHAH.... NO ! Me neither.. just askin. WAYNES WORLD |
Ya'all should do a story on me, I got 94 confirmed kills!!
Do you shoot women and kids? Sometimes!!! How can you shoot women and kids? It's easy, you just dont lead 'em as much! https://www.nopistons.com/forums/pub...IR#>/smile.png The ones that run, are VC. The ones that don't run, are well disciplined VC! |
"I love the smell of Napalm in the morning."
-Apocolypse Now |
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